As long as we're better than the Bravery...hahaha

[shadowcat2012]

Tech-noir Stats

Formed:
29th June 2005

Split:
18th March 2013

Best Album:
'Matchup Soarings Detach Hunt' 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month June 2011.)

Best Single:
'Grands Vastly' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 19th January 2006.)

Records Sold:
3,442,315 in total (1,159,736 albums, 2,282,579 singles).

Reputation:
NME band

Groupies:
To call kateizgrat a slag is akin to calling Robert Mugabe a cunt with slight mental problems.

OtherIn a press release Tech-noir manager shadowcat2012 responded to recent
criticism over the band's song 'Decouple Wries' by calling the general public a bunch of tone deaf cunts.

Tech-noir Member Profiles


shadowcat2012

shadowcat2012's deadpan vocal delivery is reverred by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.


thatshykid

In a poll on the official Tech-noir website Tech-noironline.com thatshykid was voted in the top 20 guitarists
of 2007.


blup

Aggressive, passionate and erratic. Three words which sum up blup as a whole.

chicaontherocks

chicaontherocks manages to compensate for a lack of natural musical talent through a unique and constantly evolving approach to percussion.


clairevoyant

clairevoyant is renowned for making pioneering use of new synth technology. However, unfortunately for Tech-noir clairevoyant's lack of musical ability has hampered the effectiveness of such experimentation.

Single Releases

#
Title
Date

24
Sublease Karting Fovea
Jul 2005

23
Ampules Stripper Rabietic
Sep 2005

17
Sudses Sever Louring Key
Dec 2005

9
Grands Vastly
Jan 2006

1
Teaware Clattery
Jul 2007

2
Drawing Unwhite Blenders Shivah
Sep 2007

2
Galliots Aciculas Plugger Caliphal
Nov 2007

2
Chamfers Argents
Jan 2008

9
Decouple Wries
Aug 2009

10
Repo Dissing Rhodora Redouble
Nov 2009

8
Lagune Chapels Biolytic
Dec 2009

7
Leafages Mallards Hydroxyl Peones Outcook Vogued
Mar 2010

2
Deckers Braggy Exines Rotators Turkois
Jul 2011

1
Synonym Let Stimuli Toils Dances
Aug 2011

1
Cichlids Chapman Ferrets
Oct 2011

2
Tench
Dec 2011

Album Releases

#
Title
Date

25
Legions Affluxes Pinchbug Grots Trotyl
Jun 2005

N/A
Brains Hatchel Balloted
May 2007

N/A
Ember Proverb Upright Sagest Foilsman Siphon
Jun 2009

1
Matchup Soarings Detach Hunt
Jun 2011

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