So great
>> >You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this
>> >one...
>> >
>> >Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
>> >During the course of
>> >the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
>> >noticing how
>> >beautiful
>> >Brian's room mate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester
>> >had long been
>> >suspicious
>> >of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie,
>> >and this had only made
>> >her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
>> >while watching the
>> >two
>> >react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was
>> >more between Brian
>> >and
>> >Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his
>>mom's
>> >thoughts, Brian
>> >
>> >volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
>> >but I assure you
>> >Stephanie and I are just room mates."
>> >
>> >About a week later, Stephanie came
>> >to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to
>> >dinner, I've been
>> >unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
>> >You don't suppose
>> >she
>> >took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
>> >but I'll send her an
>> >e-mail just to be sure."
>> >
>> >So he sat down and wrote:
>> >
>> >Dear Mother:
>> >I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy
>> >ladle from the house,
>> >I'm
>> >not saying that you "did not" take the gravy
>> >ladle, but the
>> >fact
>> >remains
>> >that one has been missing ever since you were
>> >here for dinner.
>> >Love, Brian
>> >
>> >Several days later, Brian
>>received a letter from
>> >his mother that
>> >read:
>> >
>> >Dear Son:
>> >I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with
>> >Stephanie, and I'm not saying
>> >that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the
>> >fact remains that if
>> >she
>> >was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found
>> >the gravy ladle by
>> >now.
>> >Love, Mom
>> >
>> >LESSON OF THE DAY.... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
>> >one...
>> >
>> >Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
>> >During the course of
>> >the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
>> >noticing how
>> >beautiful
>> >Brian's room mate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester
>> >had long been
>> >suspicious
>> >of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie,
>> >and this had only made
>> >her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
>> >while watching the
>> >two
>> >react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was
>> >more between Brian
>> >and
>> >Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his
>>mom's
>> >thoughts, Brian
>> >
>> >volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
>> >but I assure you
>> >Stephanie and I are just room mates."
>> >
>> >About a week later, Stephanie came
>> >to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to
>> >dinner, I've been
>> >unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
>> >You don't suppose
>> >she
>> >took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
>> >but I'll send her an
>> >e-mail just to be sure."
>> >
>> >So he sat down and wrote:
>> >
>> >Dear Mother:
>> >I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy
>> >ladle from the house,
>> >I'm
>> >not saying that you "did not" take the gravy
>> >ladle, but the
>> >fact
>> >remains
>> >that one has been missing ever since you were
>> >here for dinner.
>> >Love, Brian
>> >
>> >Several days later, Brian
>>received a letter from
>> >his mother that
>> >read:
>> >
>> >Dear Son:
>> >I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with
>> >Stephanie, and I'm not saying
>> >that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the
>> >fact remains that if
>> >she
>> >was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found
>> >the gravy ladle by
>> >now.
>> >Love, Mom
>> >
>> >LESSON OF THE DAY.... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!