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INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/ personal.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Liz was interviewed by newhotness!
1. Which would you rather: be unable to distinguish bagels from kittens, or be forced to end every sentence you utter with a really sarcastic "Einstein"?
The Einstein one. I like kittens too much.
2. What is the best way to de-snake a plane? The snakes are NOT "motherfucking" snakes.
Open some fuckin' windows! (and yes they are)
3. Which would you rather: have a disembodied Latin acoustic guitar riff ("I am Raoul, He who Glistens!") play every time you or someone else mentions your name, or have encyclopedic knowledge of all the various and sundry musical works of Sir Mix-a-Lot?
I'd rather the Latin riff. I already have almost no life; an extensive knowledge of Sir Mix-a-Lot's music will only accentuate that.
4. Which song would you rather have stuck in your head: Butt Train USA, or Chocolate Niblet Beans?
Chocolate Niblet Beans. I don't need to think about a giant train of butt-fucking when I need an annoying song in my head.
5. Which would you rather: have the Imperial March play every time you enter a room, or have the ability to project a holographic image of Mr. T, complete with sound, saying whatever you want him to say, at will?
I'd rather have the holographic Mr. T. The March would get on my nerves eventually and I'd want it changed. You can't get mored with a Mr. T to say whatever you want.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/ personal.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Liz was interviewed by newhotness!
1. Which would you rather: be unable to distinguish bagels from kittens, or be forced to end every sentence you utter with a really sarcastic "Einstein"?
The Einstein one. I like kittens too much.
2. What is the best way to de-snake a plane? The snakes are NOT "motherfucking" snakes.
Open some fuckin' windows! (and yes they are)
3. Which would you rather: have a disembodied Latin acoustic guitar riff ("I am Raoul, He who Glistens!") play every time you or someone else mentions your name, or have encyclopedic knowledge of all the various and sundry musical works of Sir Mix-a-Lot?
I'd rather the Latin riff. I already have almost no life; an extensive knowledge of Sir Mix-a-Lot's music will only accentuate that.
4. Which song would you rather have stuck in your head: Butt Train USA, or Chocolate Niblet Beans?
Chocolate Niblet Beans. I don't need to think about a giant train of butt-fucking when I need an annoying song in my head.
5. Which would you rather: have the Imperial March play every time you enter a room, or have the ability to project a holographic image of Mr. T, complete with sound, saying whatever you want him to say, at will?
I'd rather have the holographic Mr. T. The March would get on my nerves eventually and I'd want it changed. You can't get mored with a Mr. T to say whatever you want.