Ok, 80's rock music video drinking games...
Being reposted/updated by request:
Please remember these were "Tuned" to kill you if you are watching Metal Militia on VH1 classic
Pyrotech. (All fire, explosions, etc...)
The Bands "Official" Power Ballad
Cheesy Video Overlay
Male Spandex Crotch Shot (+1 if spandex crotch shot during karate kick)
Band Member wearing their own bands T-shirt
Clothing more ripped/destroyed than present.
Ultra Thin Headbands
Scarves on the Mic Stand
Vest or jacket without shirt
Military Grade Clothes (Ammo Belts, camo)
SWORDS! (Double shot!)
Lita Ford debate (dont ask)
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Instramental Items!
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Gibson "Flying V" Guitar
Gibson Double Neck Guitars
Glitter/Prismatic Guitars
The Mythical Double Neck "Flying V" [TRIPLE SHOT]
Keytar
"Overhead" or Moving/flying Drum Set
Gong (Only counts if played)
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Cinematic Elements:
Prison/Asylum/Dungeon Motif
Medieval/Fantasy Motif
Military Motif
Running through the woods!
Hot Female Prison Guards
Military Footage
Black and white "street/drama shot" during otherwise color video
Band is suddenly performing in the middle of a forest (doubleshot)
Predatory Animals (Lions, Wolves, Utahraptors) [+2 if animals are representing band members, or if the band appear to be Were-Animals during the video]
Shot of band members obviously too drunk or stoned to move (Think about the every rose has its thorn video)
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Stage Antics:
Shadow pouts that Kip Winger has the best hair EVAR* in the "Seventeen" video
Singer+Lead Guitar+Rhythm swaying together against each other
High Kick/Karate Elements
Jump off the drum riser
Lead singer carries guitar, doesnt play. (or attempts to HELP other band members play their instraments)
"Just in time" cut of woman in audience flashing band/camera
Someone in Audience holding a crutch over their head
Spinning Microphone or guitar by cord/straps
Update: If previously mentioned High Kick/Martial arts move is done in slow motion, extra shot, if it includes spandex or crotch shot, finish drink, you poor bastard
Update II Any drinking game players playing with absinthe as their drink of choice may choose half drinks/shots
So, any more ideas?
*2nd only to Michael Sweet from Stryper, c1988 or so.
CURRENT POSSIBLE ADDITIONS**
1) Leather jacket fringe
2) Rehearsal scenes from shitty apartment
(Upon further review .. It has been determined that Heaven, from Warrant, is a 15 drink song by these rules, so just finish your damned drink and go to the kitchen so you don't acrue more when it comes on)
It should also be noted that if we add Fringe, and Rehearsal scenes, it will be a 17 drink song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoibfSWyNMc
01) Power Ballad
02) Wearing Own Bands T-Shirt (Several Times)
03) Black and White (Several Times)
04) T-Shirt more Gone than there. (Several)
05) Band Synchronized Sway (Most of the Video)
06) Cheesy Graphic Effects (Viewfinder 1:45)
07) Jacket Without Shirt (Drummer whole video basically)
08) Gibson Double Neck Guitar (2:16)
09) Thin Head Band (2:18)
10) High Kick (2:25)
11) Chick Flashes Camera (3:10)
12) Jump off the Drum riser (3:21)
13) Pyro (3:26)
14) Gratuitious Male Crotch Shot at (3:34)
Hell, another one.
15) Lead singer wearing guitar on his back (1:28)
I also think there is a Flying V in there somewhere, but I am not going to abuse it.
Please remember these were "Tuned" to kill you if you are watching Metal Militia on VH1 classic
Pyrotech. (All fire, explosions, etc...)
The Bands "Official" Power Ballad
Cheesy Video Overlay
Male Spandex Crotch Shot (+1 if spandex crotch shot during karate kick)
Band Member wearing their own bands T-shirt
Clothing more ripped/destroyed than present.
Ultra Thin Headbands
Scarves on the Mic Stand
Vest or jacket without shirt
Military Grade Clothes (Ammo Belts, camo)
SWORDS! (Double shot!)
Lita Ford debate (dont ask)
*************************************************
Instramental Items!
**************************************************
Gibson "Flying V" Guitar
Gibson Double Neck Guitars
Glitter/Prismatic Guitars
The Mythical Double Neck "Flying V" [TRIPLE SHOT]
Keytar
"Overhead" or Moving/flying Drum Set
Gong (Only counts if played)
***********************************
Cinematic Elements:
Prison/Asylum/Dungeon Motif
Medieval/Fantasy Motif
Military Motif
Running through the woods!
Hot Female Prison Guards
Military Footage
Black and white "street/drama shot" during otherwise color video
Band is suddenly performing in the middle of a forest (doubleshot)
Predatory Animals (Lions, Wolves, Utahraptors) [+2 if animals are representing band members, or if the band appear to be Were-Animals during the video]
Shot of band members obviously too drunk or stoned to move (Think about the every rose has its thorn video)
********************************************
Stage Antics:
Shadow pouts that Kip Winger has the best hair EVAR* in the "Seventeen" video
Singer+Lead Guitar+Rhythm swaying together against each other
High Kick/Karate Elements
Jump off the drum riser
Lead singer carries guitar, doesnt play. (or attempts to HELP other band members play their instraments)
"Just in time" cut of woman in audience flashing band/camera
Someone in Audience holding a crutch over their head
Spinning Microphone or guitar by cord/straps
Update: If previously mentioned High Kick/Martial arts move is done in slow motion, extra shot, if it includes spandex or crotch shot, finish drink, you poor bastard
Update II Any drinking game players playing with absinthe as their drink of choice may choose half drinks/shots
So, any more ideas?
*2nd only to Michael Sweet from Stryper, c1988 or so.
CURRENT POSSIBLE ADDITIONS**
1) Leather jacket fringe
2) Rehearsal scenes from shitty apartment
(Upon further review .. It has been determined that Heaven, from Warrant, is a 15 drink song by these rules, so just finish your damned drink and go to the kitchen so you don't acrue more when it comes on)
It should also be noted that if we add Fringe, and Rehearsal scenes, it will be a 17 drink song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoibfSWyNMc
01) Power Ballad
02) Wearing Own Bands T-Shirt (Several Times)
03) Black and White (Several Times)
04) T-Shirt more Gone than there. (Several)
05) Band Synchronized Sway (Most of the Video)
06) Cheesy Graphic Effects (Viewfinder 1:45)
07) Jacket Without Shirt (Drummer whole video basically)
08) Gibson Double Neck Guitar (2:16)
09) Thin Head Band (2:18)
10) High Kick (2:25)
11) Chick Flashes Camera (3:10)
12) Jump off the Drum riser (3:21)
13) Pyro (3:26)
14) Gratuitious Male Crotch Shot at (3:34)
Hell, another one.
15) Lead singer wearing guitar on his back (1:28)
I also think there is a Flying V in there somewhere, but I am not going to abuse it.