Spankings for everyone!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cherrykat (-5000 points). In November megaraptor and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I set crayzeelikeafox's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5892 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shadowblade