Mar 28, 2003 13:45
Okay...this is so funny I have to post it. mainly for those roleplayers out there. For non roleplayers.. he's talking about roleplaying, and a new book called "Ultramodern firearms" developed by the gaming company that makes dungeons and dragons, and it basically contians info for all sorts of guns, and what the dice rolls would be for each one. So, without further ado.. Tycho, from Penny-Arcade!
"I went ahead and removed the copy of Ultramodern Firearms from my bag before going to the airport. I have a feeling that the people looking through the bags don't keep up with the latest from Wizards of the Coast, you know?
I don't want to be bent over a stainless steel table with a man's arm up my ass trying to explain what a "D6" is. "
And while we're on the subject, and April Fools Day is coming up.. another famous Tycho quote.
"I hate April Fool's Day. People dick around with me every ten minutes on average, there's no Goddamn shortage of it that needs to be rectified via a holiday explicitly for shitheads. Human beings are fundamentally monstrous, duplicitous skullfuckers, and setting aside time to encourage the fact strikes me as poor strategy."
Ah. I love my Penny-Arcade. ;)
Oh. And i'm going to go see Tears of the Sun tonight with mom. =)