FUCK EMO

Sep 15, 2005 17:41

Every now and again when I am putting off doing homework, I check out my LJ friends page..

Seriously, though, when did you all become a bunch of pussies? Most of you people aren't metal at all, nor are you anywhere near pirates; at best, you collectively have the hardness of my pillow. And that's stuffed with feathers.

So, for the first time ever available, Here's Anthony's Book Of Advice:

Do you have a problem with someone? FUCKING TELL THEM TO THEIR FACE AND DONT TELL ANYONE (ANYONE) ELSE ABOUT IT! Nobody cares, its not anyone elses business, you're picking up bad karma, and you're not fixing anything. To me that's one of two things: 1- Talking shit, 2- Bitching ... Neither of these things are good, in my opinion. Have some class. Some tact. At least some.

Do you think drugs are dangerous? THEN FUCKING STOP DOING THEM. Don't tell people that they need to stop and do more of it yourself, thats fucking hypocritical and makes people want to spit on you. Then they talk about you behind your back or on LJ. The GOVERNMENT is BAD AND EVIL, but there are cohesive solid reasons that some drugs are illegal. If you don't live long enough for them to cause you legal/health problems, at the very least they make you stupider. I can tell you for a fact that people who are high sound stupider than they really are. You may not think that the drugs affect you, but they do. They certainly do. They havea word for "not thinking they affect you" - that, ladies and gents, is called "denial."

As an addition to that, Do you smoke too many cigs? CUT DOWN! I am a firm believer in empowerment. If you want something fucking get it. There's an element of denial here too. Me personally, I know smoking is bad for me. Why haven't I stopped? Because, ohmigod, I like smoking!!

Do you miss someone immensely? TELL THEM ABOUT IT. If every time you talk to people you tell them about how much you miss someone else, the people start to think that you dont give two shits about them. The love of my life lives an hour and a half away from here, do you think I don't miss her? When's the last time I told you I did? Telling everyone you know about how much you miss someone is like walking around talking on a cell phone all the time. It's rude, inconsiderate, and it shows how you really feel.

I mean, come on people. If you're reading this right now, you're reasonably intelligent and you're probably pretty cool. You people need to harden up. And fucking stop lying to yourselves. Pull your heads out of your asses; you're smarter than this. I hope.

Cus, I mean, not to be an asshole but ... WTF? Seriously. Sometimes this sort of thing is exactly what people need. Sometimes a good slap wakes you up. If nothing else, it gives you something REAL AND TANGIBLE to whine about.

Because.. I mean.. This was a thought that occurred to me when I was walking around campus looking at people with disgust.

WHEN THE FUCK DID EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BECOME EMO????

LJ Drama!!!! I try to avoid all drama at all costs, in its entirety. I've gone so far in my life in my attempt to avoid drama that there have been long stretches of time where I fucking don't talk to ANYONE except the people I see when I go about my business, if that. Why?

BECAUSE ITS TOTALLY, 100% UNIMPORTANT AND TRIVIAL AND I DON'T CARE. If all you're going to talk about is drugs and other people, is it any wonder you haven't seen me around much lately?

.Think.
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