Supernatural Episode Review - 4x09 - I Know What You Did Last Summer
So...remarkably my DVR taped Supernatural like...today, so our fucking asshole satellite company must have ran the episodes that were fucked over for the stupid football game. At any rate, that doesn' t make me happier that like 3 days later they decided to show it but didn't tell anyone this, like, ON THE FUCKING DAY. *ahem* Anyway...
I was going to review and then just said fuck it because I'm still pissed off, but...I don't get the wank going on here. Like at all. Part of this stems from the fact that I refused to read any of it because I didn't want to be spoiled (only to be kinda spoiled anyway because people CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE FUCKING RULES AND KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!), so I'm making some assumptions here, but I'm guessing the BIG DEAL is that Sam slept with Ruby. Sam slept with a DEMON. THE HORROR! *screams while hands are flailing in the air* *SARCASTIC* The fuck, fandom? THEY TOLD US ALL OF THIS ALREADY. In like EPISODE ONE. The demon dude totally said snarkily that they were doing the nasty while Dean was in the furnace. Why are you shocked? And I must say, I have NO Idea why, because she annoyed the shit out of me before, but New!Ruby! totally didn't bother me this week. Perhaps it was because I thought Jared's acting really SUCKED majorly when he was trying to be drunk and depressed. I just laughed and laughed and laughed. Literally, I think I missed like half of the conversation he had with the new Crossroads Demon because I was laughing hysterically. Honey, you're hot, and I enjoyed immensely when you removed your shirt and your mucles were rippling and huge and you manhandled Ruby all over the place, but you still have some stuff to learn. For serious, his arms could take over the world. And they kept breaking to the back of them so we could see his back and GUH, it twas HOT.
Other things...
I love the name Alastair. I find it disheartening that this is now the name of a demon who fucked Dean over in hell...probably literally though we'll never get that on the CW.
I love that New!Ruby! change bodies and got a dead girl body so Sam would be appeased. I'm still never sure if we're supposed to trust her or not. The lines are so blurry it makes me go cross-eyed.
What's with the Angel-fu killing everyone? What's the deal?! Is Anna evil? Is she good? Does it matter? Why did she run if she knew it was angels that were coming if she were good? Or are demons coming too? Why did Misha's head look REALLY HUGE in this ep?!?!!?! Can Chuckles PLEASE GO HOME!? I don't like him at all.
Why...if one brother has sex, the other one has to too? Why do they always hook Dean up with random assinine chicks when it's been proven (even with icky Cassie) that he's totally capable of serious relationships? Why is he always with the bimbos or the psychos? This chick isn't even...I don't...she's WEIRD. At least New!Ruby! is like...decent looking - she's pretty and TINY (which is why it's so teh hot when Jared's all man-handling her...of course everone is tiny to Jared - but STLL - GUH). I just...why Kripke? Why? Do you not GET IT when fandom freaks out over chicks? Have you not learned your lesson? Even though I'm not upset about the whole Sam/Ruby thing, it's angers me that you allow Dean to be portayed as a slut. It's just complete character assassination. And also, why would it be bad for Sam to alleviate some of his pain with someone who could understand? It's not like he went out and fucked the world or something - he was at least safe with Ruby.
I can't help but try to see that this whole Ruby thing is like one huge set-up - like she's evil and doing all of this for some evil endgame, though I really hope not.
Sam sewing himself up kinda freaks me out. And the whole flashback thing just didn't work for me this ep - I felt insulted everytime they insisted on telling me that it was 6 months earlier like I was a complete moron who couldn't figure it out by the gigantic whooshing noises and the complete and total difference in scenes. Idiots.
Are we gonna get a Dean flashback episode? And are they going to flash "Hell" whenever the fire's start to flare? I mean seriously! I can see it now. Present: the boys in a hotel talking, scene moves to HUGE FIERY FLAMES AND DEAN HANGING ON HOOKS SCREAMING AND BLEEDING AND GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS BY A DEMON. Caption: "Hell" !!!!1!!!11!!!!!!
Show, sometimes you anger me and sometimes you make me want to have your babies....or the boys babies...or watch the boys screw and not have babies, no matter which way I feel, I still watch because you're an addictive BITCH. But Kripke, get your head out of your ass sometimes and wake up - the boys don't have to screw in order for this to be a decent show. We're all happy with them just being the boys and doing shit. So while I do not object, nor disapprove of comfort sex or whatever it was with New!Ruby! let's keep that shit to a minimum and let's let Dean think with his upstairs brain sometimes because I refuse to believe that in, like 7 minutes of interaction, they "connected" and shit. Just like I refused to believe that Sam & Madison or Sam & Sarah or Dean & the Blonde Bitch or Dean & even Cassie had any sort of connection or chemistry. Sam and Ruby have more chemistry than all of those put together and the only one that I thought Dean actually connected with was freaking Hailey back in Season 1's Wendigo episode. She at least had a brain.
*angry and annoyed sigh*
Oh, and also - the previews for this week? I know you're forcing us to think that the "bad thing" that Anna's done is have sex with Dean, but I just don't think that's really what's going on, so think of some better shit and make sure that HHH's head is proportionate this week. Thanks.
I was going to review and then just said fuck it because I'm still pissed off, but...I don't get the wank going on here. Like at all. Part of this stems from the fact that I refused to read any of it because I didn't want to be spoiled (only to be kinda spoiled anyway because people CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE FUCKING RULES AND KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!), so I'm making some assumptions here, but I'm guessing the BIG DEAL is that Sam slept with Ruby. Sam slept with a DEMON. THE HORROR! *screams while hands are flailing in the air* *SARCASTIC* The fuck, fandom? THEY TOLD US ALL OF THIS ALREADY. In like EPISODE ONE. The demon dude totally said snarkily that they were doing the nasty while Dean was in the furnace. Why are you shocked? And I must say, I have NO Idea why, because she annoyed the shit out of me before, but New!Ruby! totally didn't bother me this week. Perhaps it was because I thought Jared's acting really SUCKED majorly when he was trying to be drunk and depressed. I just laughed and laughed and laughed. Literally, I think I missed like half of the conversation he had with the new Crossroads Demon because I was laughing hysterically. Honey, you're hot, and I enjoyed immensely when you removed your shirt and your mucles were rippling and huge and you manhandled Ruby all over the place, but you still have some stuff to learn. For serious, his arms could take over the world. And they kept breaking to the back of them so we could see his back and GUH, it twas HOT.
Other things...
I love the name Alastair. I find it disheartening that this is now the name of a demon who fucked Dean over in hell...probably literally though we'll never get that on the CW.
I love that New!Ruby! change bodies and got a dead girl body so Sam would be appeased. I'm still never sure if we're supposed to trust her or not. The lines are so blurry it makes me go cross-eyed.
What's with the Angel-fu killing everyone? What's the deal?! Is Anna evil? Is she good? Does it matter? Why did she run if she knew it was angels that were coming if she were good? Or are demons coming too? Why did Misha's head look REALLY HUGE in this ep?!?!!?! Can Chuckles PLEASE GO HOME!? I don't like him at all.
Why...if one brother has sex, the other one has to too? Why do they always hook Dean up with random assinine chicks when it's been proven (even with icky Cassie) that he's totally capable of serious relationships? Why is he always with the bimbos or the psychos? This chick isn't even...I don't...she's WEIRD. At least New!Ruby! is like...decent looking - she's pretty and TINY (which is why it's so teh hot when Jared's all man-handling her...of course everone is tiny to Jared - but STLL - GUH). I just...why Kripke? Why? Do you not GET IT when fandom freaks out over chicks? Have you not learned your lesson? Even though I'm not upset about the whole Sam/Ruby thing, it's angers me that you allow Dean to be portayed as a slut. It's just complete character assassination. And also, why would it be bad for Sam to alleviate some of his pain with someone who could understand? It's not like he went out and fucked the world or something - he was at least safe with Ruby.
I can't help but try to see that this whole Ruby thing is like one huge set-up - like she's evil and doing all of this for some evil endgame, though I really hope not.
Sam sewing himself up kinda freaks me out. And the whole flashback thing just didn't work for me this ep - I felt insulted everytime they insisted on telling me that it was 6 months earlier like I was a complete moron who couldn't figure it out by the gigantic whooshing noises and the complete and total difference in scenes. Idiots.
Are we gonna get a Dean flashback episode? And are they going to flash "Hell" whenever the fire's start to flare? I mean seriously! I can see it now. Present: the boys in a hotel talking, scene moves to HUGE FIERY FLAMES AND DEAN HANGING ON HOOKS SCREAMING AND BLEEDING AND GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS BY A DEMON. Caption: "Hell" !!!!1!!!11!!!!!!
Show, sometimes you anger me and sometimes you make me want to have your babies....or the boys babies...or watch the boys screw and not have babies, no matter which way I feel, I still watch because you're an addictive BITCH. But Kripke, get your head out of your ass sometimes and wake up - the boys don't have to screw in order for this to be a decent show. We're all happy with them just being the boys and doing shit. So while I do not object, nor disapprove of comfort sex or whatever it was with New!Ruby! let's keep that shit to a minimum and let's let Dean think with his upstairs brain sometimes because I refuse to believe that in, like 7 minutes of interaction, they "connected" and shit. Just like I refused to believe that Sam & Madison or Sam & Sarah or Dean & the Blonde Bitch or Dean & even Cassie had any sort of connection or chemistry. Sam and Ruby have more chemistry than all of those put together and the only one that I thought Dean actually connected with was freaking Hailey back in Season 1's Wendigo episode. She at least had a brain.
*angry and annoyed sigh*
Oh, and also - the previews for this week? I know you're forcing us to think that the "bad thing" that Anna's done is have sex with Dean, but I just don't think that's really what's going on, so think of some better shit and make sure that HHH's head is proportionate this week. Thanks.