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Toshiba: hey
Me: Shh. I'm working.
Toshiba: watcha doin'?
Me: Working, I told you. Leave me alone.
Toshiba: Well. Let's just see what we have open over here ... Wow. Is that what you do? Like, for a job?
Me: Yes. Quit messing around with it.
Toshiba: That's a pretty intense network thingy -- woops. What's over here? Browsing for porn?
Me: Research!
Toshiba: Mmm. Something big's open in Word. I'm SURE you've been backing that up -- Wait, do you have the DVD player running too? Do you have the attention span of a lima bean?
Me: No, I mean. What?
Toshiba: No wonder I'm so tired. I may get a snack and then take a little nap.
Me: ... a nap, huh. *clicks*
Me: dammit. *clickyclicky*
Me: *CLICKY*
Toshiba: *snores*
Windows: *is frozen*
Me: *claws feebly at screen, whimpering*
Me: Shh. I'm working.
Toshiba: watcha doin'?
Me: Working, I told you. Leave me alone.
Toshiba: Well. Let's just see what we have open over here ... Wow. Is that what you do? Like, for a job?
Me: Yes. Quit messing around with it.
Toshiba: That's a pretty intense network thingy -- woops. What's over here? Browsing for porn?
Me: Research!
Toshiba: Mmm. Something big's open in Word. I'm SURE you've been backing that up -- Wait, do you have the DVD player running too? Do you have the attention span of a lima bean?
Me: No, I mean. What?
Toshiba: No wonder I'm so tired. I may get a snack and then take a little nap.
Me: ... a nap, huh. *clicks*
Me: dammit. *clickyclicky*
Me: *CLICKY*
Toshiba: *snores*
Windows: *is frozen*
Me: *claws feebly at screen, whimpering*