i can feel it in the air tonight, hold on
So, I cut about three inches off of my hair yesterday. That's pretty awesome. Also, I finished an original fic that I'm thinking about posting here.
The only other thing that might possibly be exciting in my life is the Matisyahu concert on Thurs. I'll let everyone know how that goes.
But hey. I did ye olde character meme. I mixed and matched the most fucked up characters I could think of and my brain is utterly melted. We have:
1. Carmelo Anthony
2. Brendon Urie
3. Davey Havok
4. Dwyane Wade
5. LeBron James
6. Eddie Najera
7. Sam Winchestor
8. Boris Diaw
9. Christian Kane
10. Patrick Stump
11. Jake Plummer
12. Dean Winchestor
Does 10 (Patrick) strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Obviously, a voyeur. That's not news, is it?
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Jake) most likely bottom to?
Eddie. There would have to be food involved, though. That's Jake's one weakness. Well, besides cheerleaders and guys named Jeb.
Would you rather do, 3 (Davey) or 5 (LeBron)?
Blerg. Um. Davey? I guess? We could go for a manicure afterward.
Which of 4 (Dwyane) and 1 (Melo) would you rather have do you?
AHAHAHA.
12 (Dean) + 2 (Brendon) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Oh God. Oh Jesus," Dean says, starting to sweat. "What the hell was that?"
"My mouth," Brendon says, twisting so that he can look up at Dean, "on your dick."
"Oh, right. I mean--Holy shit, did we just hit something?"
Brendon sighs, "In mid-air? Dude. Down here." And he snaps his fingers. "Blow job. Concentrate."
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Jake)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
A tuna sandwich? And no. And, god, hopefully locked safely away somewhere.
Where are 5 (LeBron) and 9 (Christian Kane) most likely to have sex? Who on your f'list is most likely to write it?
*brain breaks*
Um. Okay, I can totally do this.
At a Laker game. IT WORKS OMG DON'T LAUGH.
When 12 (Dean) masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Could be anything. Hooker!sex, sex in club bathrooms, sex in the Impala, bondage. Sex with his brother. The usual.
What is 11's (Jake) favorite sex toy?
Why so many questions about Jake? Anyway. A nice cast-iron skillet. What? Dude likes to cook. Um. Okay. He also has pink, fuzzy handcuffs. Are you gonna argue with me?
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 (Dean/Sam/Melo) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Title: Ghost From the Wishing Well (or Five Things That Never Happened to Carmelo Anthony)
Warnings: Incest, threesome, nerd!angst (from Sam), cockfighting (Melo and Dean), supernatural hijinks (Melo's bulldog tattoo gets a mind of it's own) and double negatives.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 (Brendon) or 6 (Eddie)?
Brendon, obviously. I think he likes to be tied up generally, like, during breakfast maybe.
If 11 (Jake) and 3 (Davey) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Huh. My first instinct would be to say Davey, but Jake tends to run off at the mouth when he gets in from of a mic. So, um. Jake. However brainbending the whole scenario may be.
And what Davey does to retaliate? Threatens to jump off of a bridge? Goes on a shopping spree? Plays dictator with the Bronco fans?
As a birthday present, 7's (Sam's) longtime lover 5 (LeBron) offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
That LeBron turn into Dean?
Choose a food item for 4 (D. Wade) & 12 (Dean) to use together.
Beer. I'm going with beer. Is that food? OR, okay. BBQ sauce. I can totally see them at a BBQ and licking sauce off of each others fingers. While drunk.
8 (Boris) + 4 (D. Wade) are in a full-time D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Um. Let me think...
Oh yeah. D. Wade.
Which fetish is 9 (Chris) least likely to indulge?
The one question for him and I have no easy answer. I see Chris trying everything and everyone once. Oh. Maybe not autoerotic asphyxiation. (My fav. X-Files bit.) He likes people to play with him.
What would you do if you had 8 (Boris) naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 (LeBron) do if s/he had 8 (Boris) naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Okay, sorry, horizon_greene, but I'd probably just look at him. He's just...too pretty. Also, I'd make him say "Carmelo" because I'm fixated on the idea now. If LeBron had a hold of him, though? There would be blow jobs, because, hey. Word gets around, man. Plus, he's always making the blow job face. Not subtle.
What wouldn't 10 (Patrick) + 4 (D. Wade) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Oh, honestly. They would have to meet at a Laker game, right? And then Pete would be, like, YOU JUST TOTALLY SLEPT WITH DWYANE WADE, DUDE. Because, omg, no secrets there, and Patrick would have to tell Pete everything down to length and girth. D. Wade? Never tell a goddamn soul.
10 (Patrick) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Chris Kane). Where is it? What does it say?
Oh, *snerk snerk snerk*.
The idea of asshole!hick actor pretending to be a singer and sensitive!singer with a real band is just... *dies*
Okay, it's on Patrick's lower back and it says KANE with a halo around the K. As in Angel. As in Chris Kane will never not be That Guy From Angel.
Imagine that 2 (Brendon) writes erotic 11/6 (Jake/Eddie) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
I am killing myself here. Good thing I'm not sober.
Um.
Summary: Rugged quarterback with anger management issues meets, falls in love with and then is abandoned by, an embittered basketball player who never really made it big. With cabaret dancers. WIP.
If 2 (Brendon) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 (Boris) react?
He might be a little bit embarrassed at first but then there'd be a conversation about coloring, and could Boris get the boa in purple, maybe, because purple looks stunning on him, and are there matching shoes, do you think? And what an adorable, tiny, little man Brendon is.
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Chris and Melo are having a quickie in a broom closet (they met in Vegas, yo. I KNOW what you were thinking about the Lakers) when Boris walks in on them. Naturally enough, Boris joins in, first paging Davey (they've known each other for years. Okay, right. This one finally stumped me. UNLESS Boris happens to be a Placebo fan and met Davey through Brian Molko...). Davey abandons LeBron (I DON'T KNOW) on the verge of orgasm (because Davey's a bitch like that and he never liked jocks or LeBron anyway and he was totally annoyed with that "We Are All Witnesses" commercial), excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and LeBron, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute (hooker!LeBron AU OMG) until the well meaning and generous D. Wade attempts to rescue him. But LeBron will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in LA, where Patrick is one of his regular clients. Also, Kobe.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Eddie) or 11 (Jake)? What subjects would they teach?
Eddie hands down no questions. He would teach philosophy. He favorite philosopher? Kant.
12 (Dean) sends 8 (Boris) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Dean sends Boris out for Chinese. Boris comes back with escargot. And a magical/cursed beret. With matching heels.
What is or would be 9's (Chris's) favorite book?
The Big Book of "You know you're a redneck if..." jokes.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (D.Wade) and 1 (Melo) to sleep together?
They need a plot device?
If 7 (Sam) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Sam and I are eerily alike. Down to the "DADDY ALWAYS LOVED YOU MORE OMG" issues. We'd probably hate each other.
If you chose a song to represent 8 (Boris), which song would you choose?
Placebo - Protege Moi. *shrugs* It's the vulnerability.
What is 6's (Eddie's) secret?
He spends more time doing his hair than Jen does doing hers. Also, he likes to read to his kids. Not so much a secret, that.
3 (Davey) and 7 (Sam) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Harder than you think. Sam can be a slippery bastard if he has to be, and Davey tells stories for a living. I think Sam, though. Dave would exaggerate.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Sam) or 8 (Boris)?
No offense to Boris, but he saves birds from inside the arena, man. Sam has knives. And sometimes guns.
1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4 . Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Melo and Chris reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by D. Wade's sinister secret organization (The Miami Heat). Jake volunteers to help them (with his SnakeMobile) but it is later discovered that Jake is a spy for D. Wade (he's a sucker for those sleepy eyes) Meanwhile, D. Wade has kidnapped Dean in an attempt to force their surrender (of course, they're like, who the hell is Dean, and Melo's all "OMG he's that guy that I did that thing with him and his brother and D. Wade, the cocksucker, is trying to blackmail me!") Following the wise advice of hooker!LeBron, they seek out Davey (whose fault this is, btw) who gives them what they need to complete their quest. (Turns out, it's a pair of ruby slippers from Boris's closet, but nevermind.)
Title: Over the Rainbow and Through the Woods (or From a Lakers Game, With Love)
I also saw Miami Vice yesterday. Oh, Colin. ColinColinColin. The accent kills.
The only other thing that might possibly be exciting in my life is the Matisyahu concert on Thurs. I'll let everyone know how that goes.
But hey. I did ye olde character meme. I mixed and matched the most fucked up characters I could think of and my brain is utterly melted. We have:
1. Carmelo Anthony
2. Brendon Urie
3. Davey Havok
4. Dwyane Wade
5. LeBron James
6. Eddie Najera
7. Sam Winchestor
8. Boris Diaw
9. Christian Kane
10. Patrick Stump
11. Jake Plummer
12. Dean Winchestor
Does 10 (Patrick) strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Obviously, a voyeur. That's not news, is it?
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Jake) most likely bottom to?
Eddie. There would have to be food involved, though. That's Jake's one weakness. Well, besides cheerleaders and guys named Jeb.
Would you rather do, 3 (Davey) or 5 (LeBron)?
Blerg. Um. Davey? I guess? We could go for a manicure afterward.
Which of 4 (Dwyane) and 1 (Melo) would you rather have do you?
AHAHAHA.
12 (Dean) + 2 (Brendon) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Oh God. Oh Jesus," Dean says, starting to sweat. "What the hell was that?"
"My mouth," Brendon says, twisting so that he can look up at Dean, "on your dick."
"Oh, right. I mean--Holy shit, did we just hit something?"
Brendon sighs, "In mid-air? Dude. Down here." And he snaps his fingers. "Blow job. Concentrate."
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Jake)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
A tuna sandwich? And no. And, god, hopefully locked safely away somewhere.
Where are 5 (LeBron) and 9 (Christian Kane) most likely to have sex? Who on your f'list is most likely to write it?
*brain breaks*
Um. Okay, I can totally do this.
At a Laker game. IT WORKS OMG DON'T LAUGH.
When 12 (Dean) masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Could be anything. Hooker!sex, sex in club bathrooms, sex in the Impala, bondage. Sex with his brother. The usual.
What is 11's (Jake) favorite sex toy?
Why so many questions about Jake? Anyway. A nice cast-iron skillet. What? Dude likes to cook. Um. Okay. He also has pink, fuzzy handcuffs. Are you gonna argue with me?
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 (Dean/Sam/Melo) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Title: Ghost From the Wishing Well (or Five Things That Never Happened to Carmelo Anthony)
Warnings: Incest, threesome, nerd!angst (from Sam), cockfighting (Melo and Dean), supernatural hijinks (Melo's bulldog tattoo gets a mind of it's own) and double negatives.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 (Brendon) or 6 (Eddie)?
Brendon, obviously. I think he likes to be tied up generally, like, during breakfast maybe.
If 11 (Jake) and 3 (Davey) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Huh. My first instinct would be to say Davey, but Jake tends to run off at the mouth when he gets in from of a mic. So, um. Jake. However brainbending the whole scenario may be.
And what Davey does to retaliate? Threatens to jump off of a bridge? Goes on a shopping spree? Plays dictator with the Bronco fans?
As a birthday present, 7's (Sam's) longtime lover 5 (LeBron) offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
That LeBron turn into Dean?
Choose a food item for 4 (D. Wade) & 12 (Dean) to use together.
Beer. I'm going with beer. Is that food? OR, okay. BBQ sauce. I can totally see them at a BBQ and licking sauce off of each others fingers. While drunk.
8 (Boris) + 4 (D. Wade) are in a full-time D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Um. Let me think...
Oh yeah. D. Wade.
Which fetish is 9 (Chris) least likely to indulge?
The one question for him and I have no easy answer. I see Chris trying everything and everyone once. Oh. Maybe not autoerotic asphyxiation. (My fav. X-Files bit.) He likes people to play with him.
What would you do if you had 8 (Boris) naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 (LeBron) do if s/he had 8 (Boris) naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Okay, sorry, horizon_greene, but I'd probably just look at him. He's just...too pretty. Also, I'd make him say "Carmelo" because I'm fixated on the idea now. If LeBron had a hold of him, though? There would be blow jobs, because, hey. Word gets around, man. Plus, he's always making the blow job face. Not subtle.
What wouldn't 10 (Patrick) + 4 (D. Wade) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Oh, honestly. They would have to meet at a Laker game, right? And then Pete would be, like, YOU JUST TOTALLY SLEPT WITH DWYANE WADE, DUDE. Because, omg, no secrets there, and Patrick would have to tell Pete everything down to length and girth. D. Wade? Never tell a goddamn soul.
10 (Patrick) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Chris Kane). Where is it? What does it say?
Oh, *snerk snerk snerk*.
The idea of asshole!hick actor pretending to be a singer and sensitive!singer with a real band is just... *dies*
Okay, it's on Patrick's lower back and it says KANE with a halo around the K. As in Angel. As in Chris Kane will never not be That Guy From Angel.
Imagine that 2 (Brendon) writes erotic 11/6 (Jake/Eddie) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
I am killing myself here. Good thing I'm not sober.
Um.
Summary: Rugged quarterback with anger management issues meets, falls in love with and then is abandoned by, an embittered basketball player who never really made it big. With cabaret dancers. WIP.
If 2 (Brendon) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 (Boris) react?
He might be a little bit embarrassed at first but then there'd be a conversation about coloring, and could Boris get the boa in purple, maybe, because purple looks stunning on him, and are there matching shoes, do you think? And what an adorable, tiny, little man Brendon is.
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Chris and Melo are having a quickie in a broom closet (they met in Vegas, yo. I KNOW what you were thinking about the Lakers) when Boris walks in on them. Naturally enough, Boris joins in, first paging Davey (they've known each other for years. Okay, right. This one finally stumped me. UNLESS Boris happens to be a Placebo fan and met Davey through Brian Molko...). Davey abandons LeBron (I DON'T KNOW) on the verge of orgasm (because Davey's a bitch like that and he never liked jocks or LeBron anyway and he was totally annoyed with that "We Are All Witnesses" commercial), excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and LeBron, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute (hooker!LeBron AU OMG) until the well meaning and generous D. Wade attempts to rescue him. But LeBron will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in LA, where Patrick is one of his regular clients. Also, Kobe.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Eddie) or 11 (Jake)? What subjects would they teach?
Eddie hands down no questions. He would teach philosophy. He favorite philosopher? Kant.
12 (Dean) sends 8 (Boris) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Dean sends Boris out for Chinese. Boris comes back with escargot. And a magical/cursed beret. With matching heels.
What is or would be 9's (Chris's) favorite book?
The Big Book of "You know you're a redneck if..." jokes.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (D.Wade) and 1 (Melo) to sleep together?
They need a plot device?
If 7 (Sam) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Sam and I are eerily alike. Down to the "DADDY ALWAYS LOVED YOU MORE OMG" issues. We'd probably hate each other.
If you chose a song to represent 8 (Boris), which song would you choose?
Placebo - Protege Moi. *shrugs* It's the vulnerability.
What is 6's (Eddie's) secret?
He spends more time doing his hair than Jen does doing hers. Also, he likes to read to his kids. Not so much a secret, that.
3 (Davey) and 7 (Sam) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Harder than you think. Sam can be a slippery bastard if he has to be, and Davey tells stories for a living. I think Sam, though. Dave would exaggerate.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Sam) or 8 (Boris)?
No offense to Boris, but he saves birds from inside the arena, man. Sam has knives. And sometimes guns.
1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4 . Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Melo and Chris reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by D. Wade's sinister secret organization (The Miami Heat). Jake volunteers to help them (with his SnakeMobile) but it is later discovered that Jake is a spy for D. Wade (he's a sucker for those sleepy eyes) Meanwhile, D. Wade has kidnapped Dean in an attempt to force their surrender (of course, they're like, who the hell is Dean, and Melo's all "OMG he's that guy that I did that thing with him and his brother and D. Wade, the cocksucker, is trying to blackmail me!") Following the wise advice of hooker!LeBron, they seek out Davey (whose fault this is, btw) who gives them what they need to complete their quest. (Turns out, it's a pair of ruby slippers from Boris's closet, but nevermind.)
Title: Over the Rainbow and Through the Woods (or From a Lakers Game, With Love)
I also saw Miami Vice yesterday. Oh, Colin. ColinColinColin. The accent kills.