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So...I've had a lot of caffine and sugar...and I mean...A LOT
So, I've chosen to rant....about everything. Yepperz...everything.
And when I say everything, it's not what I think everything is...well, maybe it is, 'cept maybe it isn't because I may not rant about everything. I mean, what if I don't know what everything is? So maybe I'll just rant about everything that I think's everything. Which is...everything. You know?
And who came up with the word everything? I mean, did some guy just go..."I think we should use the word everything to summarize all the things we own."? Why didn't he use the word...salad? Why can't we call everything salad? Cause you know....like...then you could go "Honey, did you get salad? Are you sure you got salad?" And then they'd all be like, "Yes dear, I got salad." thennnn....Salad would be replaced with everything. Then the waitresses can go "Would you like ranch on that everything?" Wouldn't that be neat?
You know...words are strange, I do wonder how we got them....and who was the first to speak words...and yeah...words...just say it wooooorrrrrdddddsssss. It's funnn.
And what about money? Huh? Like I said earlier...to some...people...WE SHOULD GO BACK TO TRADING CHICKENS!!! Because, come on...who DOESN'T want a chicken? I know I do...because then I'd make you know...chicken out of it...and eat it...like at KFC.
Ohhh, did you know that KFC is switching to zero-trans fat cooking oil? And Wendy's has...McDonald's said they would...back in 2002...but they've yet to actually do it. What retards. They are. THEY JUST WANT TO GET US ALL FAT! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPERACY! MARK MY WORDS! THEY'RE RECRUITING AN ARMY OF FAT PEOPLE TO DO THEIR DIRTY WORK!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
And duhh...we were talking about this in Journalism...what's with the draft? They want to include girls in on it...which I SURE AS HELL don't want! Equal rights be DAMNED! That's something I could live without. Let them keep women from the draft. Please. Doo it. I don't want it...or need it. And if it happens, I'm becoming a Canadian citizen...where I will become a writer on Supernatural and live out my days being happy like that. And hey, maybe even meet the boys....You know what? They should come to Utah. That would be awesome. I'd love that so much. More specifically, they should come to Riverton. Cause come on...They just should! Cause...no one comes to Utah....'cept that's a lie...Celebrities stay all the time up in Park City and Provo.
...Screw living in Riverton...Ima move to Park City...meet all the celebrities...'cept for Paris Hilton...cause I don't like her. She's just...duh. I don't like her! Ohh and when I was up there, I could go to the Sundance Film Festival! The celebrities FLOCK to Sundance! THAT'S IT! Yup, I'm definately moving to Park City now. Yup, Park City. Where the celebrities stay. Where I can meet them. Yesss....oh I will meet them.
Duh, I wanna meet Patrick Dempsy. AND HE WAS HERE! He was racin' cars up in Provo...I think...Or was it Tooele? No...not Tooele...Hehe, I dare you all to try and say that RIGHT! Anyone who does...gets points. Lots of points. ...That'll do you no good. Because those points would be like Who's Line Is It Anyway? Where the points never matter. So, if you DO get it right...I'll clap. Yes, I'll clap.
...Who decided clapping was a good thing and booing was a bad thing? Why can't it be opposite? Booing is more fun to do...cause it sounds coooool. Just say it... 'Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' Now wasn't that fun? Of course it was, 'cause it's always fun.
You know what? I feel bad for my parents when they get home. I'm climbing the walllllls. And that's not good. Because it's just not. Hyper Kate is usually not a good thing. I feel bad for anyone who reads this...and is talking to me right now. Yes, I feel bad for
xtremeroswellia and
clarksmuse because they're both talking to me, and my hyperness is being taken out on them...I IS SORRY!!
Psh, dude, I have singing lessons. Doesn't that suck? I think it does. Because that will be a buzz kill. I won't be able to be hyper...and duh...My dad probably won't let me drive.
Yes, driving would not be a good thing right now. Nope, no driving for Kate tonight. Kate would crash the car...and the car would go BOOM! And we don't want the car to go BOOM cause a car going BOOM is never good. Just ask Clark...or the Winchesters...NO! Wait...ask the Winchesters about...Semis. Yes, ask 'em about those and they'll just tell you things. Ohh they will. They will tell you things about semis. And how they kinda hurt slightly.
That's why I won't drive on the freeway. Too many semis. Those scare the hell out of me. Because...they crash so often. And I don't wanna be in a crash with a semi. Because that would hurt. A lot. And after what I've seen in driver's ed....I don't wanna be in an accident. My teacher successfully scared the hell out of me with all the movies he showed. Especially Red Assfault...or however you spell that.
ANYWAY, enough with that....Uhhhhh....I'm still hyper...and listening to music. Hee, I love music. It's my life. If I got grounded from music. I'd die. There'd be no question about it. I'd be dead on the ground. ALll gonneee. Noo more Kate. Which would be sad...yeah, that'd be sad.
I think I'm out of ranting juice for now.....but trust me I SHALL RETURN!...Later! I WILL! I'LL RETURN TO FULL POWER!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I've chosen to rant....about everything. Yepperz...everything.
And when I say everything, it's not what I think everything is...well, maybe it is, 'cept maybe it isn't because I may not rant about everything. I mean, what if I don't know what everything is? So maybe I'll just rant about everything that I think's everything. Which is...everything. You know?
And who came up with the word everything? I mean, did some guy just go..."I think we should use the word everything to summarize all the things we own."? Why didn't he use the word...salad? Why can't we call everything salad? Cause you know....like...then you could go "Honey, did you get salad? Are you sure you got salad?" And then they'd all be like, "Yes dear, I got salad." thennnn....Salad would be replaced with everything. Then the waitresses can go "Would you like ranch on that everything?" Wouldn't that be neat?
You know...words are strange, I do wonder how we got them....and who was the first to speak words...and yeah...words...just say it wooooorrrrrdddddsssss. It's funnn.
And what about money? Huh? Like I said earlier...to some...people...WE SHOULD GO BACK TO TRADING CHICKENS!!! Because, come on...who DOESN'T want a chicken? I know I do...because then I'd make you know...chicken out of it...and eat it...like at KFC.
Ohhh, did you know that KFC is switching to zero-trans fat cooking oil? And Wendy's has...McDonald's said they would...back in 2002...but they've yet to actually do it. What retards. They are. THEY JUST WANT TO GET US ALL FAT! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPERACY! MARK MY WORDS! THEY'RE RECRUITING AN ARMY OF FAT PEOPLE TO DO THEIR DIRTY WORK!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
And duhh...we were talking about this in Journalism...what's with the draft? They want to include girls in on it...which I SURE AS HELL don't want! Equal rights be DAMNED! That's something I could live without. Let them keep women from the draft. Please. Doo it. I don't want it...or need it. And if it happens, I'm becoming a Canadian citizen...where I will become a writer on Supernatural and live out my days being happy like that. And hey, maybe even meet the boys....You know what? They should come to Utah. That would be awesome. I'd love that so much. More specifically, they should come to Riverton. Cause come on...They just should! Cause...no one comes to Utah....'cept that's a lie...Celebrities stay all the time up in Park City and Provo.
...Screw living in Riverton...Ima move to Park City...meet all the celebrities...'cept for Paris Hilton...cause I don't like her. She's just...duh. I don't like her! Ohh and when I was up there, I could go to the Sundance Film Festival! The celebrities FLOCK to Sundance! THAT'S IT! Yup, I'm definately moving to Park City now. Yup, Park City. Where the celebrities stay. Where I can meet them. Yesss....oh I will meet them.
Duh, I wanna meet Patrick Dempsy. AND HE WAS HERE! He was racin' cars up in Provo...I think...Or was it Tooele? No...not Tooele...Hehe, I dare you all to try and say that RIGHT! Anyone who does...gets points. Lots of points. ...That'll do you no good. Because those points would be like Who's Line Is It Anyway? Where the points never matter. So, if you DO get it right...I'll clap. Yes, I'll clap.
...Who decided clapping was a good thing and booing was a bad thing? Why can't it be opposite? Booing is more fun to do...cause it sounds coooool. Just say it... 'Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' Now wasn't that fun? Of course it was, 'cause it's always fun.
You know what? I feel bad for my parents when they get home. I'm climbing the walllllls. And that's not good. Because it's just not. Hyper Kate is usually not a good thing. I feel bad for anyone who reads this...and is talking to me right now. Yes, I feel bad for
xtremeroswellia and
clarksmuse because they're both talking to me, and my hyperness is being taken out on them...I IS SORRY!!
Psh, dude, I have singing lessons. Doesn't that suck? I think it does. Because that will be a buzz kill. I won't be able to be hyper...and duh...My dad probably won't let me drive.
Yes, driving would not be a good thing right now. Nope, no driving for Kate tonight. Kate would crash the car...and the car would go BOOM! And we don't want the car to go BOOM cause a car going BOOM is never good. Just ask Clark...or the Winchesters...NO! Wait...ask the Winchesters about...Semis. Yes, ask 'em about those and they'll just tell you things. Ohh they will. They will tell you things about semis. And how they kinda hurt slightly.
That's why I won't drive on the freeway. Too many semis. Those scare the hell out of me. Because...they crash so often. And I don't wanna be in a crash with a semi. Because that would hurt. A lot. And after what I've seen in driver's ed....I don't wanna be in an accident. My teacher successfully scared the hell out of me with all the movies he showed. Especially Red Assfault...or however you spell that.
ANYWAY, enough with that....Uhhhhh....I'm still hyper...and listening to music. Hee, I love music. It's my life. If I got grounded from music. I'd die. There'd be no question about it. I'd be dead on the ground. ALll gonneee. Noo more Kate. Which would be sad...yeah, that'd be sad.
I think I'm out of ranting juice for now.....but trust me I SHALL RETURN!...Later! I WILL! I'LL RETURN TO FULL POWER!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!