Title: The Toothfairy
Author:
shadow_oneRating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Summary: Dean doesn't trust the toothfairy...
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope.
"I don't trust the toothfairy."
Sam blinked and looked up from his laptop at his brother's sudden comment. "Run that by me again?"
Rolling his eyes, Dean glanced at Sam. "I said...I don't trust the toothfairy."
"Um...okay..." He closed his laptop slowly and turned to Dean as much as he could in the confined space of the car. "Dean, you do know that the toothfairy doesn't exsist, right?"
He snorted and chuckled bitterly. "Oh, it exsists. I've seen it. Damn fairy...or demon, whatever."
"You're...really not joking, are you," Sam stated, shocked.
"You think I'd joke about something like this?" Dean asked incredulously. "Seriously, the toothfairy is one evil thing. And I've still never been able to find it."
"Ah, Dean, are you sure you're just not bitter about the fact that you never got any money when you lost teeth?"
There was a breif pause from the older Winchester. "No."
Sam snorted, then turned to face the front again. "You totally are."
"No, I'm not. Seriously Sam, I don't trust the toothfairy. And I have good reason."
"Oh yeah? And what reason is that?"
"She bit me."
Sam blinked, keeping his gaze locked in front of him. This was going to be a long ride.