The Zombie Outbreak has begun... and it's right here in Metairie.

[shadow_of_sheol]

The article I am posting is a real article from our local newspaper, not a hoax.  Those who have studied zombies know the signs, and we must heed the warnings!  A man not far from my home was randomly assaulted today.  A stranger strolled right into his yard and attacked, biting off and devouring a chunk of his arm in the process!  The attacker was still speaking, at least to some degree, so I believe he is only in the early stages of zombie infection.  Still, the factors add up.  Perhaps he wasn't actually speaking Spanish, just making noises that the victim assumed to be Spanish?  He was obviously disorientated, violently compelled, and driven to eat human flesh.   He never tried to escape, just lurched around and hovered... perhaps waiting for more humans to arrive to take a bite out of.  It also states that the attacker was just treated in the hospital the day before for a "finger injury"... a wound from the zombie that infected him perhaps?  Hmmm... if I see that the guy who got bit today attacks someone else tomorrow I will know this is the real deal.  Grab a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide and sharpen your machetes friends.  This could get ugly...

Feel free to repost, the world needs to know!

The story so far:  "Stranger takes bite of gardener's arm"
http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news-1/1239081731120020.xml&coll=1

"Those who don't learn from zombie history are condemned to repeat it."  - Max Brooks