A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA" , they decided to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a "thank-you" note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and those asses deducted $95.00 in taxes.
HAHAHAHA I just got that in an email!!! >_< XD I was so amused I just had to post it...LOL
on another note...still no reply and its driving me crazy and giving me more and more butterflies but still...I think when I get a phone card I'll try to call the old # I have for her...if it works...OMG if not...then w/e ^_^" at least I tried...*sigh* anyways I'mma go now...latez ^_~
---JB===