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The big news today; my friend mon left early this morning for wyoming. She got me up at o-dark thirty for a ride to the airport. but it might just be worth it if she actually makes it to ryan.
who knows.
elsewhere;
part of something interesting from the New Yorker.
INSTRUCTIONS TO EVERYTHING
by Gabriel Kuris
Issue of 2004-01-19
Posted 2004-01-12
1. Welcome!
2. Spell out your full name, surname first. Fill in the circles completely with a No. 2 pencil. Make sure your marks are heavy and dark.
3. Enter your five-digit pin number. If you do not own a touch-tone phone, hold for operator assistance. If you do not hear an alarm within sixty seconds, force the door open. If the door won't open, try closing it first.
4. Insert tab A into slot 6. Color in any space marked “3” with cornflower blue. Do not put all your eggs in one (1) basket. Do not pound square pegs into round holes. Guide them in gently. Think outside the box. Then fill in boxes 7a(a)-7a(c) with your age, address, and conception of the afterlife.
5. Think, write, revise. Lather, rinse, repeat. Before you begin assembly, locate the fissile isotope plutonium-239. Determine its expiration date, then predetermine your own.
The big news today; my friend mon left early this morning for wyoming. She got me up at o-dark thirty for a ride to the airport. but it might just be worth it if she actually makes it to ryan.
who knows.
elsewhere;
part of something interesting from the New Yorker.
INSTRUCTIONS TO EVERYTHING
by Gabriel Kuris
Issue of 2004-01-19
Posted 2004-01-12
1. Welcome!
2. Spell out your full name, surname first. Fill in the circles completely with a No. 2 pencil. Make sure your marks are heavy and dark.
3. Enter your five-digit pin number. If you do not own a touch-tone phone, hold for operator assistance. If you do not hear an alarm within sixty seconds, force the door open. If the door won't open, try closing it first.
4. Insert tab A into slot 6. Color in any space marked “3” with cornflower blue. Do not put all your eggs in one (1) basket. Do not pound square pegs into round holes. Guide them in gently. Think outside the box. Then fill in boxes 7a(a)-7a(c) with your age, address, and conception of the afterlife.
5. Think, write, revise. Lather, rinse, repeat. Before you begin assembly, locate the fissile isotope plutonium-239. Determine its expiration date, then predetermine your own.