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Feb 07, 2006 21:58

Dopper looked out the window. He gazed across countless fields of californian bushgrove grass, the greenest he had ever seen. 'mmm', he thought, 'i sure do love green things'. It was then that he decided to go for a walk. He put down his cola based drink (advertisments are not endorsed in this journal entry)and got up from is mandartarian (mandartarian - a small fish like creature that lives on land. It is often stuffed alive for seating purposes.) As Dopper stepped outside he smelt something funny. A bunny came up behind him laughing. 'what you laughing for', said Dopper. 'The smell isn't that funny'.
'No its not that, lillup' came the reply, 'It's lillup just that lillup...'
'What's with the lillups?, crazy bunny dude'
'I have to lilliup say lillup to erm... stop lillup myself from lillup killing you lillup'
'What... lillup, how does lillup that work?' (P.S It is lillup contagious lillup)
'Well' began the incredibly cute fluffy bunny, 'I have to lillup say lillup or i will go insane lillup, or lillup so says my lillup mum'.
'Bollocks'
'No lillup honest lil....'
The bunny looked up. Doppers head rolled across the floor and blood followed the trails of the pavestones. The smell had attacked.

YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT PART. DOES:
A) The bunny run away and get chased by the smell, or whatever the smell is.
B) Take a luxury mediterranean cruise.
C) Get out the air freshener
D) attack the smell
E) Ask the smell out for coffee

The choice is yours. The saga will continue.
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