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[shadow_host]

That... was absolutely humiliating terrifying really, really painful chaotic. Although I'm looking at everybody and it seems that I got off easily, in the great scheme of things.

Ah. And Haruhi : Thank you for protecting me from that psychotic woman and that cat... person.

I'm about three seconds away from doubling your debt, but I know it wasn

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[host_king]

Ah...Kyouya? what happened, exactly? My precious Haruhi saved you from a woman and a cat person!?

*has no idea Kyouya turned into a calculator*

[natural_honesty]

Tamaki-Senpai... I haven't seen you around lately.

Kyouya-Senpai turned into a calculator during the last event.

[host_king]

Ha~ru~hi! I had to venture out into the great city in order to find myself a job, just like you commoners~ Aren't you proud?! I needed to earn some money in order to buy your wonderful peasant trinkets~!

Daddy apologizes for missing out on his precious daughter's life! Shame on me!

...He did? He wasn't hurt, was he?

[natural_honesty]

Damn rich bastards... Ummm... Kyouya-Senpai got maimed by a cat-man.

[shadow_host]

In short... I turned into a calculator, a psychotic woman tried to disassemble me, and a cat-like man tried to scratch me up and gnaw on me. And he succeeded. Haruhi, thinking I was a calculator that belonged to me and not actually me, tried to protect me.

I suppose that's the simplest way to put it.

[[only the first strike's illegible~ second one partially]]

[host_king]

laksfjlskdfjsldkfj!! Kyouya, are you injured!? Do you need to go the hospital!? That sounds like such a horrible, traumatic ordeal!

[shadow_host]

It's nothing serious, Tamaki. Just a few scratches. and the occasional bite mark on my arms

Besides, something like this is not a big ordeal. Especialy considering the collateral damage I've heard has been brought onto the city.

[host_king]

B-but you got maimed by a cat-man! bite mark!? it's not infectious, is it?!

[shadow_host]

I wouldn't call it maimed Tamaki. I'm fine.

... *sigh* Only one or two. And I'm sure that it's not infected. The swelling's gone down quite a bit. It's barely noticeable now.

[tsuin_kaoru]

Don't listen to him, Mi'Lord! The cat-thing that bit him had poisonous saliva, and now Kyouya-senpai's going to die!

((Bull.))

[shadow_host]

You do realize you're going to drive him into a fit one day, don't you?

[[God, I love the Hitachiins, I really do. Only legible to Kaoru and Hikaru.]]

Filtered to Kyouya and Hikaru

[tsuin_kaoru]

As long as he goes crazy first, we're happy.

Re: Filtered to Kyouya and Hikaru

[shadow_host]

Shouldn't be too hard.

Filtered to Kyouya and the Hitachiins

[tsuin_kaoru]

You should've seen him spaz when we told him that Mother adopted Haruhi~!

Re: Filtered to Kyouya and the Hitachiins

[shadow_host]

*chuckle* I'm almost sorry to have missed it.

Filtered to Kyouya and the Hitachiins

[tsuin_kaoru]

Hey, you haven't seen Kyouya II yet, have you? We thought it was a boy until a few days ago, when it laid eggs, so now we're giving it and the eggs to you as a "Welcome to Avoria" present!