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"The difference between a dog an a cat.. The dog when it has to shit at 2 o' clock in the morning you have to get up, let the dog out, wait for it to get done, then go back to bed. A cat they have their own box and hell they're smart enough you can teach them to use the toilet. How about when ya wake up n you gotta use the bathroom..*knock knock knock* Hey how long you gonna be in there..ah fuck wheres the box"
"Your in me..thanks..squirt..happy?" "Ya know i've been reading a magazine and think you might be suffuring from premature ejaculation" "Im not suffering..those arnt tear drops on your stomach"
"No you can't do it doggy style while shes pregnant..im afraid that when the babies born n they smack it it'll go woof woof woof woof"
"Had a heart attack watching t.v. So im in the evac n my wifes saying Bob don't die..don't say that it may have the same effect as don't cum yet"
- Robert Schimmel
"Your in me..thanks..squirt..happy?" "Ya know i've been reading a magazine and think you might be suffuring from premature ejaculation" "Im not suffering..those arnt tear drops on your stomach"
"No you can't do it doggy style while shes pregnant..im afraid that when the babies born n they smack it it'll go woof woof woof woof"
"Had a heart attack watching t.v. So im in the evac n my wifes saying Bob don't die..don't say that it may have the same effect as don't cum yet"
- Robert Schimmel