my fav. audition piece.
I'M FINALLY IN LOVE
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
I THINK I'VE FOUND A MAN
AND I WANT TO BE HIS WIFE.
I'M ALL THROUGH WITH LOVE AFFAIRS 'CUZ I KNOW THIS ONE IS REAL.
I'VE NEVER MET A GUY WHO MAKES ME FEEL THE WAY I FEEL.
I'VE HAD TOO MANY MEN WHO'D NEVER GIVE, THEY'D ONLY TAKE.
I TRIED TO SLEEP BESIDE THEM
BUT I'D SIT UP ALL NIGHT AWAKE.
BUT WHERE I NEVER THOUGHT TO LOOK
IN CAME MY SUNSHINE'S GOLDEN BEAMS.
I AM FINALLY IN LOVE
WITH THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
JONATHAN TAKES ME OUT DANCING.
I BET YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW WELL HE SHAKES HIS STUFF.
HE'S A MEMBER OF THE "Y" DOWN IN THE VILLAGE.
HE'S ALWAYS LIFTING WEIGHTS TO KEEP HIS BODY BUFF.
JONATHAN TAKES ME TO CONCERTS.
HE FLEW ME OUT TO VEGAS JUST TO SEE CELINE.
HE MAKES A SCRUMPTIOUS APPLE COBBLER,
AND HE KEEPS MY APARTMENT CLEAN.
JONATHAN IS THE PERFECT MAN.
I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
JONATHAN. OH JONATHAN.
HE'S THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
HE LIKES WATERING FLOWERS.
HE TELLS ME THAT I'M THIN AND THAT MY EYES ARE PRETTY.
HE PICKS OUT MY CLOTHES. AND WE SNUGGLE WHEN WE'RE WATCHING "SEX AND THE CITY."
JONATHAN LOVES GOING TANNING
AND HE THINKS HOWARD STERN IS DEGRADING.
WE NEVER FIGHT ABOUT THE T. V.
BECAUSE WE BOTH WATCH FIGURE SKATING.
JONATHAN IS THE PERFECT MAN.
I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
JONATHAN. OH JONATHAN.
HE'S THE MAN OF MY . . .
I Now I know what you're thinking. Whenever we go out on the town, we always go to clubs that aren't really my scene. But trust me, Jonathan is NOT...too young for me.
HE'S THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
WE GO TO BROADWAY SHOWS.
WE LIKED LA CAGE BUT WE LOVED TABOO.
AND JONATHAN'S AWAITING THE SEQUEL;
HE WANTS THEM TO MAKE A BROKEBACK TWO!
Wait!
HE HAS TICKETS TO THE RUSSIAN BALLET.
HE WANTS TO MOVE TO THE SAN FRANCICO BAY.
HIS UNDERWEAR DRAWER IS NEVER IN DISARRAY.
WHEN HE WANTS TO RELAX HE LIKES TO DOUBLE CROCHET.
HE NEVER SAYS "HI,"
HE ALWAYS GREETS ME WITH: "HEY!"
YOU'D THINK I WOULD KNOW THAT MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY!
HELL, I DON'T CARE IF THE SEX ISN'T GREAT
WHEN I CAN HAVE A MAN WHO'LL RECYCLE.
NOW I GO ON RESPECTABLE DATES,
EVEN IF HE ENDS UP LIKE GEORGE MICHAEL.
IN JONATHAN I'VE FOUND A NICHE.
A WONDERFUL FRIEND
AND A SAUCY BITCH.
I LEARNED THE TRICK,
I'VE GOT LOVE IN THE BAG:
IF YOU WANT A GOOD MAN, HONEY GO DATE A
OH OH OH JONATHAN IS THE PERFECT MAN.
SO, HE BATS FOR THE OPPOSITE TEAM.
JONATHAN, OH JONATHAN.
HE'S STILL THE MAN OF MY DREAMS
If he doesn't wanna tell me, then I don't wanna know.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
I THINK I'VE FOUND A MAN
AND I WANT TO BE HIS WIFE.
I'M ALL THROUGH WITH LOVE AFFAIRS 'CUZ I KNOW THIS ONE IS REAL.
I'VE NEVER MET A GUY WHO MAKES ME FEEL THE WAY I FEEL.
I'VE HAD TOO MANY MEN WHO'D NEVER GIVE, THEY'D ONLY TAKE.
I TRIED TO SLEEP BESIDE THEM
BUT I'D SIT UP ALL NIGHT AWAKE.
BUT WHERE I NEVER THOUGHT TO LOOK
IN CAME MY SUNSHINE'S GOLDEN BEAMS.
I AM FINALLY IN LOVE
WITH THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
JONATHAN TAKES ME OUT DANCING.
I BET YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW WELL HE SHAKES HIS STUFF.
HE'S A MEMBER OF THE "Y" DOWN IN THE VILLAGE.
HE'S ALWAYS LIFTING WEIGHTS TO KEEP HIS BODY BUFF.
JONATHAN TAKES ME TO CONCERTS.
HE FLEW ME OUT TO VEGAS JUST TO SEE CELINE.
HE MAKES A SCRUMPTIOUS APPLE COBBLER,
AND HE KEEPS MY APARTMENT CLEAN.
JONATHAN IS THE PERFECT MAN.
I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
JONATHAN. OH JONATHAN.
HE'S THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
HE LIKES WATERING FLOWERS.
HE TELLS ME THAT I'M THIN AND THAT MY EYES ARE PRETTY.
HE PICKS OUT MY CLOTHES. AND WE SNUGGLE WHEN WE'RE WATCHING "SEX AND THE CITY."
JONATHAN LOVES GOING TANNING
AND HE THINKS HOWARD STERN IS DEGRADING.
WE NEVER FIGHT ABOUT THE T. V.
BECAUSE WE BOTH WATCH FIGURE SKATING.
JONATHAN IS THE PERFECT MAN.
I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
JONATHAN. OH JONATHAN.
HE'S THE MAN OF MY . . .
I Now I know what you're thinking. Whenever we go out on the town, we always go to clubs that aren't really my scene. But trust me, Jonathan is NOT...too young for me.
HE'S THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
WE GO TO BROADWAY SHOWS.
WE LIKED LA CAGE BUT WE LOVED TABOO.
AND JONATHAN'S AWAITING THE SEQUEL;
HE WANTS THEM TO MAKE A BROKEBACK TWO!
Wait!
HE HAS TICKETS TO THE RUSSIAN BALLET.
HE WANTS TO MOVE TO THE SAN FRANCICO BAY.
HIS UNDERWEAR DRAWER IS NEVER IN DISARRAY.
WHEN HE WANTS TO RELAX HE LIKES TO DOUBLE CROCHET.
HE NEVER SAYS "HI,"
HE ALWAYS GREETS ME WITH: "HEY!"
YOU'D THINK I WOULD KNOW THAT MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY!
HELL, I DON'T CARE IF THE SEX ISN'T GREAT
WHEN I CAN HAVE A MAN WHO'LL RECYCLE.
NOW I GO ON RESPECTABLE DATES,
EVEN IF HE ENDS UP LIKE GEORGE MICHAEL.
IN JONATHAN I'VE FOUND A NICHE.
A WONDERFUL FRIEND
AND A SAUCY BITCH.
I LEARNED THE TRICK,
I'VE GOT LOVE IN THE BAG:
IF YOU WANT A GOOD MAN, HONEY GO DATE A
OH OH OH JONATHAN IS THE PERFECT MAN.
SO, HE BATS FOR THE OPPOSITE TEAM.
JONATHAN, OH JONATHAN.
HE'S STILL THE MAN OF MY DREAMS
If he doesn't wanna tell me, then I don't wanna know.