I'm so proud of me!
I cleaned out the fridge yesterday, and let me tell you that it was terrifying. Okay, not really. We didn't have any food growing legs at least.
In fact, we really didn't have any food at all. It was all condiments. One full trashbag of NOTHING but condiments. I'm not exagerrating. This means that all those times I told Mom there was nothing to eat in the fridge, I wasn't lying! Unless I want to eat nothing but BBQ sauce and mustard for the rest of my life. Which I don't, thanks.
In fact, we really didn't have any food at all. It was all condiments. One full trashbag of NOTHING but condiments. I'm not exagerrating. This means that all those times I told Mom there was nothing to eat in the fridge, I wasn't lying! Unless I want to eat nothing but BBQ sauce and mustard for the rest of my life. Which I don't, thanks.