Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
I've got an upper respiratory infection!!!
*Dances around happily*
Now I know why it hurts to breathe, and knowledge is power! Medicine time, woot woot!
Apparently, my ears are filled to bursting with fluid. The doctor actually called in another one to check out my ears, like "Come in, come! You gotta check this out!" They stood there, probing about and gazing deep into my ears, for an extra 10 minutes. Not really for any particular reason; it was just like a special treat for them, I guess.
Doctor #1: "See the way the light reflects disjointedly? It's from the bulge in her eardrum!"
Me: "..."
Doctor #2: "Ah, wow, I see, I see! See those bubbles gurgling out from the edges of her eardrum?"
Me: "..."
Doctor #1: "Wow no wonder you have headaches, honey, your eustachian tubes are pretty much swollen shut!"
Me: "...My ears hurt now. Ya mind taking those fucking funnelprobes out of em??"
...I really am pretty damn worried about school though...missed my presentation. Argh, I may as well die, right? What happened to the good old days of being an on the ball, straight A student?
I need some makeouttage. Now THAT'S my kind of cure.
*Dances around happily*
Now I know why it hurts to breathe, and knowledge is power! Medicine time, woot woot!
Apparently, my ears are filled to bursting with fluid. The doctor actually called in another one to check out my ears, like "Come in, come! You gotta check this out!" They stood there, probing about and gazing deep into my ears, for an extra 10 minutes. Not really for any particular reason; it was just like a special treat for them, I guess.
Doctor #1: "See the way the light reflects disjointedly? It's from the bulge in her eardrum!"
Me: "..."
Doctor #2: "Ah, wow, I see, I see! See those bubbles gurgling out from the edges of her eardrum?"
Me: "..."
Doctor #1: "Wow no wonder you have headaches, honey, your eustachian tubes are pretty much swollen shut!"
Me: "...My ears hurt now. Ya mind taking those fucking funnelprobes out of em??"
...I really am pretty damn worried about school though...missed my presentation. Argh, I may as well die, right? What happened to the good old days of being an on the ball, straight A student?
I need some makeouttage. Now THAT'S my kind of cure.