"Goootta daaaance!"
Okay, so my good friend Domonique and I went and watched "Singin' in the Rain" together. She'd never seen it...yeah, I know, sad, right? Anywayz, I'm here in the computer lab studying with her. We ramdomly started talking on AIM to eachother. 'Tis always fun. Especially this time:
Yummi4TuneKookie: HEY WIFEY
Domonique086: moses supposes his toeses are roses...
Yummi4TuneKookie: hahahaha
Yummi4TuneKookie: toeses are toeses...
Domonique086: and roses are roses
Yummi4TuneKookie: BUTTT...
Domonique086: but moses supposes
Yummi4TuneKookie: his toeses are roses!
Yummi4TuneKookie: that silly moses
Yummi4TuneKookie: heehaw
Yummi4TuneKookie: i love you *smooch* i love you *smooch* i love you *smooch* I LOVE YOU!!! *SMOOOCH*
Domonique086: Lovages, lovings-head!
Domonique086: MMMMMWAAAAH
Yummi4TuneKookie: hehehehehehehehehehehe
Yummi4TuneKookie: DUHHH
Yummi4TuneKookie: goooootta dance!
Domonique086: ah!....gimme the good ole days!
Yummi4TuneKookie: hehehehe
Yummi4TuneKookie: thou must bowest down before mine giant, fearsome manhood, or thine womb shall becomest fertile with mine virile seed
Domonique086: i shalt haveth a hysterectomy...thine seed shall have no effect on mine woman...off to ye olde OB/GYN doctor!
Yummi4TuneKookie: SILENCE! What thou hast proposed is impossible. Nay, verily will the magics of thine doctors avail ye not!
Domonique086: nay, nay, oh husband!...verily, verily i say unto thee, i shall have mine womb removed from mine wretched body...i shall remain barren, and shall bear thy sucklings not!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: *breaks into tears*
Yummi4TuneKookie: FINE MEENIE PANTS
Yummi4TuneKookie: i just wanted to start a family
Yummi4TuneKookie: with your fertile womb and my virile manhoods
Yummi4TuneKookie: but NOOOO
Domonique086: YO DUDE THIS IS AMERICA!! SAY IT WITH ME: REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS!!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: stfu
Yummi4TuneKookie: bitch
Yummi4TuneKookie: thou must obey thine husband
Yummi4TuneKookie: TRADITION
Domonique086: ah ah ah....flattery will get you nowhere, my love...
Yummi4TuneKookie: as they say in fiddler
Domonique086: he also said..."if i were a rich man...."
Domonique086: but he stayed poor the whole movie...
Domonique086: :-P
Yummi4TuneKookie: hahahahahaha
Yummi4TuneKookie: TRADITION
Yummi4TuneKookie: sklajflkasjlkfasj;lf
Yummi4TuneKookie: mmmm.....i'd like to spread my legs for you....and let you....oh yes, ohhhhh myyyy yes.....
Yummi4TuneKookie: stretch me
Yummi4TuneKookie: STRETCH ME!
Yummi4TuneKookie: i mean stretch my legs
Yummi4TuneKookie: dkuh
Yummi4TuneKookie: *duh
Domonique086: *blushes and turns head*....alrighty then...*clears throat*
Yummi4TuneKookie: STRETCH MY LEGS
Yummi4TuneKookie: dummie
Yummi4TuneKookie: my calves and such
Yummi4TuneKookie: not my....YOU'RE DIRTY
Domonique086: you dragged it thru the mud...
Yummi4TuneKookie: blaaaaaaaaaaargh
Yummi4TuneKookie: *EATS YOUR BOOBIE*
Yummi4TuneKookie: I'Z IZ YO HUZBEND
Yummi4TuneKookie: o' corse i'd doo et
Domonique086: that is marital rape...
Domonique086: it's a human rights violation...
Domonique086: and besides...
Yummi4TuneKookie: I'D DOO ET TU YA GUD......OVER N OVER N OVER AGIN
Domonique086: this is domestic violence awareness month!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: ....i just want to cuddle....
Domonique086: no....you want to play hannibal lecter!!!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yummi4TuneKookie: yummm cunt
Yummi4TuneKookie: i like to jump up and down in otis
Yummi4TuneKookie: because i know he likes it
Yummi4TuneKookie: he likes it when i'm inside him
Yummi4TuneKookie: he can feel me moving inside him
Domonique086: *raises eyebrow*
Yummi4TuneKookie: pumping furiously
Domonique086: you are ill
Yummi4TuneKookie: i please otis well
Ooh, and "otis" is the elevator in our dormitory. And I really did bite into her boob, when I said I would. Caught her off guard! Bwahahahahahaaaaaa! Mmmmm....breastesses...
I did my hick monologue today, too. My throat was feeling horrible, and I sounded like a smoker. Ick. Oh well, it's the first time I've actually prepared for and done well on a monologue in that class. Argh, I feel so bad. I'm such a fuckin' slacker.
Yummi4TuneKookie: HEY WIFEY
Domonique086: moses supposes his toeses are roses...
Yummi4TuneKookie: hahahaha
Yummi4TuneKookie: toeses are toeses...
Domonique086: and roses are roses
Yummi4TuneKookie: BUTTT...
Domonique086: but moses supposes
Yummi4TuneKookie: his toeses are roses!
Yummi4TuneKookie: that silly moses
Yummi4TuneKookie: heehaw
Yummi4TuneKookie: i love you *smooch* i love you *smooch* i love you *smooch* I LOVE YOU!!! *SMOOOCH*
Domonique086: Lovages, lovings-head!
Domonique086: MMMMMWAAAAH
Yummi4TuneKookie: hehehehehehehehehehehe
Yummi4TuneKookie: DUHHH
Yummi4TuneKookie: goooootta dance!
Domonique086: ah!....gimme the good ole days!
Yummi4TuneKookie: hehehehe
Yummi4TuneKookie: thou must bowest down before mine giant, fearsome manhood, or thine womb shall becomest fertile with mine virile seed
Domonique086: i shalt haveth a hysterectomy...thine seed shall have no effect on mine woman...off to ye olde OB/GYN doctor!
Yummi4TuneKookie: SILENCE! What thou hast proposed is impossible. Nay, verily will the magics of thine doctors avail ye not!
Domonique086: nay, nay, oh husband!...verily, verily i say unto thee, i shall have mine womb removed from mine wretched body...i shall remain barren, and shall bear thy sucklings not!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: *breaks into tears*
Yummi4TuneKookie: FINE MEENIE PANTS
Yummi4TuneKookie: i just wanted to start a family
Yummi4TuneKookie: with your fertile womb and my virile manhoods
Yummi4TuneKookie: but NOOOO
Domonique086: YO DUDE THIS IS AMERICA!! SAY IT WITH ME: REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS!!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: stfu
Yummi4TuneKookie: bitch
Yummi4TuneKookie: thou must obey thine husband
Yummi4TuneKookie: TRADITION
Domonique086: ah ah ah....flattery will get you nowhere, my love...
Yummi4TuneKookie: as they say in fiddler
Domonique086: he also said..."if i were a rich man...."
Domonique086: but he stayed poor the whole movie...
Domonique086: :-P
Yummi4TuneKookie: hahahahahaha
Yummi4TuneKookie: TRADITION
Yummi4TuneKookie: sklajflkasjlkfasj;lf
Yummi4TuneKookie: mmmm.....i'd like to spread my legs for you....and let you....oh yes, ohhhhh myyyy yes.....
Yummi4TuneKookie: stretch me
Yummi4TuneKookie: STRETCH ME!
Yummi4TuneKookie: i mean stretch my legs
Yummi4TuneKookie: dkuh
Yummi4TuneKookie: *duh
Domonique086: *blushes and turns head*....alrighty then...*clears throat*
Yummi4TuneKookie: STRETCH MY LEGS
Yummi4TuneKookie: dummie
Yummi4TuneKookie: my calves and such
Yummi4TuneKookie: not my....YOU'RE DIRTY
Domonique086: you dragged it thru the mud...
Yummi4TuneKookie: blaaaaaaaaaaargh
Yummi4TuneKookie: *EATS YOUR BOOBIE*
Yummi4TuneKookie: I'Z IZ YO HUZBEND
Yummi4TuneKookie: o' corse i'd doo et
Domonique086: that is marital rape...
Domonique086: it's a human rights violation...
Domonique086: and besides...
Yummi4TuneKookie: I'D DOO ET TU YA GUD......OVER N OVER N OVER AGIN
Domonique086: this is domestic violence awareness month!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: ....i just want to cuddle....
Domonique086: no....you want to play hannibal lecter!!!!
Yummi4TuneKookie: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yummi4TuneKookie: yummm cunt
Yummi4TuneKookie: i like to jump up and down in otis
Yummi4TuneKookie: because i know he likes it
Yummi4TuneKookie: he likes it when i'm inside him
Yummi4TuneKookie: he can feel me moving inside him
Domonique086: *raises eyebrow*
Yummi4TuneKookie: pumping furiously
Domonique086: you are ill
Yummi4TuneKookie: i please otis well
Ooh, and "otis" is the elevator in our dormitory. And I really did bite into her boob, when I said I would. Caught her off guard! Bwahahahahahaaaaaa! Mmmmm....breastesses...
I did my hick monologue today, too. My throat was feeling horrible, and I sounded like a smoker. Ick. Oh well, it's the first time I've actually prepared for and done well on a monologue in that class. Argh, I feel so bad. I'm such a fuckin' slacker.