More Questions
Some questions I copied from Sylvia whom copied them from this person named "Andrea" whom may or may not actually exist.
1. Hi my name is: Desalt, Dark Master of The Darium
2. Never in my life have I: Been with a woman
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is: That guy who keeps txt messaging me the message "Ye Shall Be As Gods"
6. The last time I cried was: Not in recent memory, however I have made others cry
7. If I were to get married right now my maid of honor/best man would be: Aren't we the optimist?
11. I should be: Preparing to totally own the Students Union
12. When I look down I see: Thousands and thousands of ants that are attempting to scoop me up and take me to Emperror Rabbit.
13. The craziest recent event was: Collin informing me that the most terrifing death trap was a pit of Vlad's Sperm.
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: The monkey...
16. My favorite person is: Rippy the Razor
17. I have a hard time understanding: The ASAPA Bylaws... holy #$#@
18. There's this girl I know who: I wish would think of me as something more then an emergency food suppy.
19. You know I like you when: I kidnap you and force you to marry me while your true love searches all of my castles.
20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: The guy who lost. WHO THE LOSER NOW BITCH!
21. Take my advice: Only the weak feel the need to show power
23. If you visited the place where I was born: I would fight my brother for control of the ultimate power of awsome destiny.
25. I'd say no to: Anything that would get me ahead in life because I'm dumb.
27. This world: Mine for the taking
29. Most recent thing I've bought myself: information
30. Most recent thing someone else bought for me: A serving of untimley death
34. My middle name is: Xenu
36. Later on today I will: Make someone cry.
38. I hate: I think this calls for the "the List
The Vargas List of Grudges
1. The United States Government - For creating me.
2. Father - For making me
3. God - See other 2.
4. The Pohnenator - I want that hour of my life back.
5. The Students Union - Fuckers wouldn't give me a job.
6. Tara.J - Then Sylvia will know NO RED HEADS!
7. One of the Nathans - One of them did something unforgivable... I can't remember which one.
8. BChan - Bastard is smarter then me... I can't allow that.
9. Air - It feels like I'm smothered by it and I will never get away from it until its all gone.(Operation: Sephiroth will take care of this)
10. Communists - They are so dead to me.
11. Capatilists - Always exploiting shit.
12. Turbo and Pinapple - Bitch stole my ride.
13. CATS - That shitty play is like a virus. It must die!
14. Jen - She knows why...
15. Wolverine - I want my Adamantium back
39. There's this guy I know who: I should put on the list
42. My birthday is: October 10, 1904
43. What I really want for Valentine's Day is: To get laid... duh
1. Hi my name is: Desalt, Dark Master of The Darium
2. Never in my life have I: Been with a woman
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is: That guy who keeps txt messaging me the message "Ye Shall Be As Gods"
6. The last time I cried was: Not in recent memory, however I have made others cry
7. If I were to get married right now my maid of honor/best man would be: Aren't we the optimist?
11. I should be: Preparing to totally own the Students Union
12. When I look down I see: Thousands and thousands of ants that are attempting to scoop me up and take me to Emperror Rabbit.
13. The craziest recent event was: Collin informing me that the most terrifing death trap was a pit of Vlad's Sperm.
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: The monkey...
16. My favorite person is: Rippy the Razor
17. I have a hard time understanding: The ASAPA Bylaws... holy #$#@
18. There's this girl I know who: I wish would think of me as something more then an emergency food suppy.
19. You know I like you when: I kidnap you and force you to marry me while your true love searches all of my castles.
20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: The guy who lost. WHO THE LOSER NOW BITCH!
21. Take my advice: Only the weak feel the need to show power
23. If you visited the place where I was born: I would fight my brother for control of the ultimate power of awsome destiny.
25. I'd say no to: Anything that would get me ahead in life because I'm dumb.
27. This world: Mine for the taking
29. Most recent thing I've bought myself: information
30. Most recent thing someone else bought for me: A serving of untimley death
34. My middle name is: Xenu
36. Later on today I will: Make someone cry.
38. I hate: I think this calls for the "the List
The Vargas List of Grudges
1. The United States Government - For creating me.
2. Father - For making me
3. God - See other 2.
4. The Pohnenator - I want that hour of my life back.
5. The Students Union - Fuckers wouldn't give me a job.
6. Tara.J - Then Sylvia will know NO RED HEADS!
7. One of the Nathans - One of them did something unforgivable... I can't remember which one.
8. BChan - Bastard is smarter then me... I can't allow that.
9. Air - It feels like I'm smothered by it and I will never get away from it until its all gone.(Operation: Sephiroth will take care of this)
10. Communists - They are so dead to me.
11. Capatilists - Always exploiting shit.
12. Turbo and Pinapple - Bitch stole my ride.
13. CATS - That shitty play is like a virus. It must die!
14. Jen - She knows why...
15. Wolverine - I want my Adamantium back
39. There's this guy I know who: I should put on the list
42. My birthday is: October 10, 1904
43. What I really want for Valentine's Day is: To get laid... duh