homeless

Sep 13, 2005 10:29

this morning i mistakingly remebered my class as being at 8:30am. when i walked into an empty room i was really pissed. so, not being one to pass up an oppurtunity at sleep i went to lie at the top of the step at hamilton. all of a sudden i'm woken by 'sir. sir, you can't sleep here'. its the secretary from the front desk, i take the hat off my face and sit up to look around and there are three security guards closing in from across the street, walkie talkie's in hand. the secretary recognizes me without the hat. 'oh, are you a student'. i say 'yeah, you wanna see my i.d.?' she turn to her walkie talkie, 'it's ok, its a student. its a student'.

funniest shit ever. i didnt know i looked homeless. the secretary told me they thought i was a bum. yeah, a bum with an art portfolio and a backpack.
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