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ok so me & lauren are gonna floss our teeth in the middle of main street in gayshore while dancing naked with her random dog untill we get aressted for streaking and dog knapping & get put in jail then kaitlin coffey bails us out & we escape in a get away car to mexico to smoke crack then casey appears holding a "pussy cat" and a tube of tooth paste & we all smoke together and then i get lauren pregnant and casey becomes a belly dancer to support our family & then lauren has the mexican baby & its a boy & we name him pedro & lauren breast feeds him till hes 15 because shes the only one who has big enough boobs to do it & then pedro grows up & becomes president of mexico & we all move into the whitehouse & thats all for now