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[shadesofevil]

[filtered to the patrolmen, town guards, Franziska; unhackable]

We have a suspect.

Jonathan Teatime. At the site of the last murder, there was a faint blood trail leading back to the kitchens- only a few drops here and there, it's no wonder we haven't picked up on it. This leaves our possible suspects as Mr. Teatime and Mist, and of the two I think

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[not_4oclock]

And why is that Mr. Wesker?

[shadesofevil]

I have reported you to the other patrolmen. I imagine you'll be behind bars by the end of the day.

The clock is ticking, Mr. Teatime.

[not_4oclock]

...oh for the last time, it's Teh-ah-tim-eh.

[btw thread is filtered so hard]

[shadesofevil]

Going to murder me as well, are you?

[oh look over there it is a thing in the sky pay no attention to this thread]

[not_4oclock]

I'm already excited thinking of it, sir.

[someone out there ships this now don't they]

[shadesofevil]

Tick tock, Mr. Teatime.

[rule 34 indeed. But the better question is: /who tops/]

[not_4oclock]

I'll make sure you do not come back either, Albert. Just as a favor between friends.

[*breathes*]

[shadesofevil]

How extremely considerate of you.

[you and your fancy shmachy /forensics/ and /supercops/ and /sunglasses/...]

[not_4oclock]

I do try so hard, sir. Consider it an act of charity that I dispatch you. I'm told it will be much less painful than my associates rather creative ideas -- not that should be much comfort in your final days.

[careful dear your jealousy is showing]

[shadesofevil]

Ah, yes, your associates. Ms. Medusa truly is a delightful woman. I must thank you for pointing me in her direction.

[your mom is showing >:| ]

[not_4oclock]

Delightful? I'm sure. How has she involved you in this?

[let's start a matricide club]

[shadesofevil]

Aren't you late for an appointment, Mr. Teatime?

[...is this bonding. Stop bonding with me.]

[not_4oclock]

I can postpone it.

[you're right; let's skip to the smut]

[shadesofevil]

No.

No, you really can't.

[but we still haven't decided who tops]

[not_4oclock]

Proud of yourself, aren't you sir? My, such small pleasures it takes to make a man happy with his own inflated ego.

[*uses the David Bowie Voice*]

[shadesofevil]

Unlike some people, I pride myself on a job well done.