Mar 05, 2009 22:07
[filtered to the patrolmen, town guards, Franziska; unhackable]
We have a suspect.
Jonathan Teatime. At the site of the last murder, there was a faint blood trail leading back to the kitchens- only a few drops here and there, it's no wonder we haven't picked up on it. This leaves our possible suspects as Mr. Teatime and Mist, and of the two I think the former is understandably more suspicious.
I've done some digging and learned that Teatime had a strenuous relationship with the not-so-dearly-departed Dexter Grif. From what I gather, Mr. Grif was- or is, I suppose -not the most... amicable man. He made the mistake of annoying Teatime once too often, it seems.
It's possible that he's attempting to frame Ms. Fey for Godot's killing. There is no evidence to incriminate him in the actual murder, but he's almost certainly suspect for the assorted killings since Christmas. I took the liberty of searching his room and discovered no less than 29 assorted knives, blades, and bizarre instruments whose exact function eludes me, for which I daresay I am profoundly grateful.
It is my personal opinion that our best course of action at this time would be to apprehend Mr. Teatime and hold him in custody, immediately, to be followed by a public statement of his arrest.
[filtered to Teatime; unhackable]
You may wish to have a chat with your associate while you still have time.
cutting deals with medusa mwahaha,
teatime,
patrolmen,
csi memento eden,
grif,
search warrants are for pussies