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Hmm... It hardly feels right to be taking jobs from the recently "deceased", as it were, but after the gender swap event I'm quite certain a change of occupation is in order. I'm going to miss my dear, dear intoxicated friends at the bar, but I'm quite certain we'll be crossing paths again soon enough.
I've taken up the newly vacated patrolman position. If any of you have any problems, just give me a call. And... Don't worry, this isn't a repeat of the personality swap. There'll be no "crusading" this time, just good old-fashioned police work. Do be sure to stay on your best behavior, Memento Eden! I'm expecting good things from all of you.
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Now this is more like it.