Eighty-Eighth Mission [Audio]

[shadesofeco]

Enough is enough.

I want to know who Santa Claus is.  Now.

Either he comes to me, or I'll hunt him down myself.

(( ooc: Short explanation: Bass' actions in this Carnival log led to Damas' death.  Bass gave his name as Santa Claus.  Jak is now out to kill Santa.  ~*~toot toot~*~ ))

Comments

[electroniccrane]

[shadesofeco]

[electroniccrane]

Santa Claus is a figure from Western folklore, Jak. He doesn't exist.

gdit major

[shadesofeco]

Somehow I find that hard to believe.

THIS THREAD HAPPENS LAST K?

[electroniccrane]

Why are you looking for Santa Claus?

YES THE LULZ MUST CONTINUE

[shadesofeco]

He killed my father.

[electroniccrane]

Somehow, I find that hard to believe.

[shadesofeco]

Believe it or not, it happened.

[electroniccrane]

[She finds the "someone gave Jak an obviously fake name" theory the most likely, but it is Elegante.]

Fine. Santa killed your father. Do you have a description?

[shadesofeco]

That's what I'm trying to find out.

[electroniccrane]

How about a userid?

[shadesofeco]

All I have is a name.

[electroniccrane]

Fine.

[She doesn't close the connection while she does the data work, pulling the comm logs for the last few weeks and converting them to text for easy searching.

It's quick finding the account that made the post to Phoenix claiming to be "Santa Claus," and even quicker to find Redd calling the user out by name.]

The userid is [userid]. His real name's Bass. He told Phoenix he was Santa Claus as a taunt.

[He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those pesky cyborgs.]

1/oh god I have no idea

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