For PhillyVixen

[shades_of_nyx]

This made me snort:
MEDICAL TERMS:

Benign..............What you be, after you be eight.
Artery................The study of paintings
Bacteria............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium..............What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan...........Searching for kitty.
Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.
Colic.................A sheep dog.
Coma...............A punctuation mark
DNC.................Where Washington is.
Dilate...............To live long.
Enema..............Not a friend.
Fester...............Quicker than some else.
Fibula................A small lie.
G.I. Series.........World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail............What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.........Getting hurt at ####.
Medical Staff.....A Doctor's cane.
Morbid...............A higher offer.
Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.
Node..................I knew it.
Outpatient..........A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear........A fatherhood test.
Pelvis.................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative...A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..Place to do upholstery.
Rectum...............Pretty near killed him.
Secretion...........Hiding something.
Seizure..............Roman Emperor.
Tablet................A small table.
Terminal illness....Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor...............One plus one more.
Urine............... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose............Near by