Not to upstage animelily, but...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In February, I stopped wagahai from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Last week, I recruited wagashi as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I sacrificed spitey to Cthulhu (500 points). In April, I exposed meev to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (1060 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
shades_children
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Teehee. :D