1ST LIGHT [voice]

[shadeofwrong]

[you can hear the sound of Harry running for the entire recording]

FUCK FUCK! FUCK!!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF DOGS ARE THESE?! WITH TONGUES AND ROTTING SKIN AND THIS IS NOT FUCKING L.A.!! WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MONSTER IS IN CHARGE OF THIS PLACE?!

I WANT TO GO HOME, RIGHT NOW! PERRY! PERRY, I'LL POLISH YOUR DAMN SHOES LIKE YOU ASKED JUST GET ME OUT

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[notpanties]

OH MY GOD, CHILL OUT. You aren't armed, are you?! Geeze--do you need someone to come get you?!

[voice]

[shadeofwrong]

[more running!]

I HAVE A GUN BUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'VE SEEN NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, HONEY; I'M GOING TO NEED MORE THAN A FEW BULLETS FOR A ZOMBIE.

NO, I WANT TO KEEP NEARLY MISSING DEATH OUT HERE ALONE. YES I'D FUCKING LIKE SOMEONE TO COME GET ME.

[voice]

[notpanties]

Actually, if you shoot them in the eyes, they go down pretty easy. Dog things, right? Just shoot for the middle head.

Geeze. Fine, I can come and get you. You know where you are? Any landmarks? [there's the sound of a cartridge reloading, and she groans.]

[voice]

[shadeofwrong]

RIGHT. DOG THINGS. If you think I have aim that good when I'm freaking out, sweetheart, you're fucking crazy.

Uhhh... shit shit shit Harry think, think calm down I'M NEAR A BUNCH OF OFFICE BUILDINGS, WHITE COLLAR SHIT. OR IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE ANYWAY.

[voice]

[notpanties]

Wow! You sure make me feel brave. Hee!

Alright, I'm on my way. Just keep running and screaming, and I'll find you!

[voice]

[shadeofwrong]

[the sarcasm is thick here] Glad to be of service here, really.

Can do that. Can definitely do that. Harry, by the way. Harry Lockhart. Might want to say hi before you pop out of no where so I save myself the embarrassment and don't, you know, scream.

[voice]

[notpanties]

I'm Bulma! Oh, don't worry, I'll warn you before I show up!