a story
Someone posted this in one of my groups and I thought it was cute:
SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
> DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find
> out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on
> MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we
> met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and
> then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As
> soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that
> neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late
> to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little
> virus appeared. And that's the story.
SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
> DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find
> out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on
> MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we
> met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and
> then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As
> soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that
> neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late
> to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little
> virus appeared. And that's the story.