Meme from Bruce Wayne

[shadeof_grey]

1. Ask me three questions you want to know the truth to.
2. I will pick two of them to answer.
3. One I will tell the truth about.
4. One I will lie about.
5. The last you have to try to answer for me.
6. Post this in your journal so others can ask you.

Comments

[red_eyed_sin]

I am not very good at these sorts of memes.

1. Where do you think you went, when you died?

2. What other power would you like, besides the one you have?

3. This one is very important. What is your favourite ice cream flavour?

I restrained myself from asking, "May I have a blood sample?" as a jest, but only because your daughter would melt my brain into bits.

[shadeof_grey]

1. Cleveland.

2. You tell me.

3. Butter Pecan.

That's a pretty thought.

[red_eyed_sin]

1. I am very glad I am not going to die, then.

2. A healing factor. I imagine dying becomes a bit tiresome.

3. A good choice. Mine is mint chocolate chip. Delightfully refreshing.

She might laugh. Her sense of humour is ofttimes unpredictable.

[shadeof_grey]

I think I did, actually, say just that in response to a similar question, not long ago.

Good guess, or good memory.

Why are you people so obsessed with ice cream?

[red_eyed_sin]

My apologies. It does seem the most obvious answer. That was most amusing, your post. It is odd everyone thought you were intoxicated. No one understands my sense of humour, either.

It is rather my personality to become obsessed with things in which I have a keen interest. Surely you know that.

[shadeof_grey]

I may, in fact, have been intoxicated. And I'd probably just had a lot of sex, or was getting ready to.

And you just made the ice cream thing creepy instead of cute.

The things that you choose to apologize for perplex me.

[red_eyed_sin]

I apologise for many things which seem irrelevant and mundane. I am British. It is rather what we do.

Ah, yes, well, that would be an example of my humour. It is not perfect, but I did live a significant amount of years without one. I am still refining it.

I enjoy ice cream because it is very close to ices, which I enjoyed as a child. There are also many varieties. I have a spreadsheet on Open Office.

[shadeof_grey]

A spreadsheet about ice cream?

[red_eyed_sin]

Yes. There are many flavours. How else shall I know which I have tried, and which I do not care for? There are similar types across multiple brands.

Isobel threatened to publish it to the internet and thereby ruin my dastardly reputation if I were to make her cross.

[shadeof_grey]

Ahh.

*locked*

What's Rachel's favorite? I ought to know this but I don't.

[red_eyed_sin]

*locked*

She enjoys both Mint Chocolate Chip and occasionally double-chocolate fudge-the one with the brownie bits contained therein.

[shadeof_grey]

*locked*

Thanks.

I'll try to have some on hand in case she shows up in Paris.

[red_eyed_sin]

*locked*

You are welcome.