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[shadenfreudetn]

I had a whole self pitying rant written up and then my insecure bitch of a girlfriend probably thought I was cheating on her with pillows (This was an actual stupid thing that the cunt actually fucking thought.) and stomped out here to maintain her constant vigil of me. Because if she takes her eyes off of me for a second I'm going to be balls deep in every woman that is thinner than her, apparently.

I hate everyone in my life. Myself especially.

Never fuck Crazy, kids.