Femme!Me
So a while back I joined that OK!Cupid thing. I think it was Johnny's fault. c.c Filled in a few quizzes, logged out and never looked back. But every now and then, I get little junk e-mails about people the site thinks I should be dating...
And these? Are fucking hilarious.
But today, I made a discovery...
"I’m a sardonic, disenchanted scribbler who never actually finishes anything. I could procrastinate for England, but that might actually involve effort on my part - which would never do. I’m self-absorbed, and somewhat anti-social. I frequently form bizarre and/or controversial opinions. I am prone to disappearing off on tangents. I obsess. I have zero tolerance for people who are ignorant and foolish. I suspect that most people don’t like me, mostly because being supercilious, snappy and difficult are almost hobbies of mine."
...uh, yeah.
Not that there'd be any point to this relationship. If I was going to fuck myself, it'd be far easier to masturbate. XD
And these? Are fucking hilarious.
But today, I made a discovery...
"I’m a sardonic, disenchanted scribbler who never actually finishes anything. I could procrastinate for England, but that might actually involve effort on my part - which would never do. I’m self-absorbed, and somewhat anti-social. I frequently form bizarre and/or controversial opinions. I am prone to disappearing off on tangents. I obsess. I have zero tolerance for people who are ignorant and foolish. I suspect that most people don’t like me, mostly because being supercilious, snappy and difficult are almost hobbies of mine."
...uh, yeah.
Not that there'd be any point to this relationship. If I was going to fuck myself, it'd be far easier to masturbate. XD