Maybe I feel like being understood, today, so sue me

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If I were a month I would be:September
If I were a day of the week I would be: sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 11 am
If I were a planet I would be: mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a coffee table
If I were a sin I would be: lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Janis Joplin
If I were a liquid I would be: orange juice
If I were a stone, I would be: a diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: an oak
If I were a bird, I would be: an owl
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: orange blossoms
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: 76 degrees
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: nymph
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a violin
If I were an animal, I would be: a red fox
If I were a color, I would be: lavender
If I were an emotion, I would be: empathic
If I were a vegetable, I would be: cucumber
If I were a sound, I would be: laughter
If I were an element, I would be: oxygen
If I were a car, I would be: carmen gia
If I were a song, I would be: Tuesday’s gone
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Sofia Coppala
If I were a book, I would be written by: Mary Karr
If I were a food, I would be: a apple
If I were a place, I would be: Tuscany
If I were a material, I would be: cotton blend
If I were a taste, I would be: bitter
If I were a scent, I would be: orange blossoms
If I were a religion, I would be: just simply Faith, no organized religion
If I were a word, I would be: strength
If I were a body part I would be: hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: smiling
If I were a subject in school I would be: painting
If I were a cartoon character I would be: The little red haired girl, from Peanuts
If I were a shape I would be a: oval
If I were a number I would be: 420