I can fly

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thefalcontornado: youd think with God in my stomach that flying would be easier for me
Gudinne av Manen: lol
thefalcontornado: but no, that fucker weighs more than friggin lead
Gudinne av Manen: hahahaha
thefalcontornado: and he can be a real bitch about lettimg me use his powers
Gudinne av Manen: it happens
thefalcontornado: it usually ends up with a fist fight though
Gudinne av Manen: lol fun
thefalcontornado: its like "god, let me use your powers"in a napoleon dynamite esque voice
thefalcontornado: and hes like "no, your a heathen fucktard"
thefalcontornado: and im like "Just cuz i proved your existance doesnt mean i cant kick your ass!"
thefalcontornado: and hes like "Bring it, white boy!"
Gudinne av Manen: lmao
thefalcontornado: and im like "oh bitch, its already been brought!*punch in stomach*"
Gudinne av Manen: LOL
thefalcontornado: and hes like "You hit like a pussy!"
Gudinne av Manen: heehee
Gudinne av Manen: kitty cat
thefalcontornado: and i get all up in his grill and im like "well, let me introduce you to my little friend"
Gudinne av Manen: sketchy
thefalcontornado: [edited to make a rated G entry]
Gudinne av Manen: lol
thefalcontornado: and i stab him
thefalcontornado: before i realize hes in my stomach
Gudinne av Manen: oh dear
thefalcontornado: and i pass out. its how i sleep at night
Gudinne av Manen: i see
thefalcontornado: in the morning its already healed, cuz god apparently loves everyone
thefalcontornado: cuz i tried the wolverine claw deal, and it wasnt working for me
thefalcontornado: the end