The very definition of idjit...
Ever failed to READ the INSTRUCTIONS, and acted like a twit because you missed something really important?
Ever felt like a COMPLETE and TOTAL IDIOT who was the very definition of DEEPLY STUPID afterward?
Ever pulled a moron move in an extremely public fashion that served to illustrate, in an awesomely spectacular way, your ineptitude to friends and acquaintances?
Yeah. That about sums up my Saturday night. There are, I think, times when I could be in the running for a Darwin award if they had a category for Stupid Public Behavior.
I spent all Sunday feeling like I was about 2 inches tall. And really, truly, deeply stupid.
For those of you who are not familiar with the song, please allow me to share my theme lyrics du jour, from hsifyppah's fabulous song "At Least I Ain't Humble":
So when I've been nine kinds of moron, I
Just wait for number ten to arrive
I can't avoid it so I don't pout or sulk -
I just save myself some money and do it in bulk
Ever felt like a COMPLETE and TOTAL IDIOT who was the very definition of DEEPLY STUPID afterward?
Ever pulled a moron move in an extremely public fashion that served to illustrate, in an awesomely spectacular way, your ineptitude to friends and acquaintances?
Yeah. That about sums up my Saturday night. There are, I think, times when I could be in the running for a Darwin award if they had a category for Stupid Public Behavior.
I spent all Sunday feeling like I was about 2 inches tall. And really, truly, deeply stupid.
For those of you who are not familiar with the song, please allow me to share my theme lyrics du jour, from hsifyppah's fabulous song "At Least I Ain't Humble":
So when I've been nine kinds of moron, I
Just wait for number ten to arrive
I can't avoid it so I don't pout or sulk -
I just save myself some money and do it in bulk