So. Not feeling very rapturous...
Dear Harold,
OMG SHUT UP! Could you please get OFF MY SIDE!
No love,
me
*****
Dear everyone else,
I'd like to apologize for Harold. I think he's kinda like the idiot cousin that shows up at family gatherings, gets really hammered, starts acting like a jerk and embarrasses the family.
Most believers and people who identify as Christians are not morons. I am sure that I am not alone in wishing that maybe Harold and Fred would go off and start a bowling club and leave the rest of us alone.
*sigh*
With loads of WTF and a dash of *facepam*
Me
OMG SHUT UP! Could you please get OFF MY SIDE!
No love,
me
*****
Dear everyone else,
I'd like to apologize for Harold. I think he's kinda like the idiot cousin that shows up at family gatherings, gets really hammered, starts acting like a jerk and embarrasses the family.
Most believers and people who identify as Christians are not morons. I am sure that I am not alone in wishing that maybe Harold and Fred would go off and start a bowling club and leave the rest of us alone.
*sigh*
With loads of WTF and a dash of *facepam*
Me