Jun 10, 2010 20:05
So some bicyclist idiot smashed into the right rear portion of my car today as I was pulling into work.
When I stopped my car and ran over to see what was up, he was rolling around in the road like a retard, moaning about how injured he was, though he didn't have a single scratch on him. I have never in all my life seen such behavior outside of small children, much less such immaturity in someone who is older than me. Some ladies ran over with me and were asking if he needed help, but all he did was roll around some more and start swearing, calling me a 'F-ing c-word' and 'F-ing A-hole' and that I cut him off and ran him over. Someone called an ambulance. There was nothing I could say to make things better, so I said nothing, merely stood there waiting for cops to come.
The quite literal whaaaaaaa-mbulence carted him off. Cops asked me what happened, asked for my info. Then they said he was just making a show of any supposed injuries and things would be fine.
I love Woodinville cops. I have always hated, and will continue to hate, bikers worldwide.