As per tradition..

Feb 02, 2006 08:54

Milkman468 (8:12:54 PM): i didnt even know it was groundhogs day
milkman468 (8:13:00 PM): untill like two minutes ago
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:13:19 PM): difference between you and me is...
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:13:23 PM): I didn't care.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:13:30 PM): the damn thing sees his shadow every year.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:13:42 PM): What if I blinded the SOB!? Then would WInter be over quicker?
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:13:44 PM): NO!
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:13:54 PM): He wouldn't see his shadow, but Winter would continue.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:13:58 PM): It's a conspiracy.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:14:02 PM): Like Finland.
milkman468 (8:14:12 PM): like finland?
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:14:32 PM): Finand is a conspiracy too.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:14:35 PM): No such place.
milkman468 (8:14:42 PM): oh?
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:14:57 PM): It's just a government fraud made in order for the British commies to export wine.
milkman468 (8:15:16 PM): stupid british
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:15:33 PM): and the smart ones too.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:15:40 PM): Like the ones who move from Britain
milkman468 (8:16:27 PM): to other places
milkman468 (8:16:29 PM): like finland
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:16:31 PM): of course
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:16:36 PM): for the wine.
milkman468 (8:16:52 PM): stupid drunk finlandbrits
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:17:07 PM): Communist finlandbrits
milkman468 (8:17:23 PM): nothing wrong with that
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:17:28 PM): witgh what?
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:17:30 PM): *with
milkman468 (8:17:38 PM): communists
milkman468 (8:17:46 PM): i should call you a mcarthyist
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:17:48 PM): I know.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:17:56 PM): But if they are drunk, and selling wine
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:18:09 PM): I should call you a communist then by that reasoning.
milkman468 (8:19:41 PM): MCARTHYIST!
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:19:57 PM): Communist!
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:20:08 PM): You're Finnish aren't you?
milkman468 (8:20:30 PM): NO!
milkman468 (8:20:36 PM): FINLAND DOESNT EXIST!
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:20:42 PM): It's a conspiracy.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:20:54 PM): Like communism...and groundhogs.
milkman468 (8:20:57 PM): INVENTED BY THE MCARTHYIST BRITS
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:21:05 PM): Of course!
milkman468 (8:21:07 PM): TO STOMP ON THE COMMUNISTS
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:21:08 PM): for wine.
milkman468 (8:21:19 PM): yes, and wine
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:21:29 PM): Mcarthy was a commie
milkman468 (8:21:56 PM): lies
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:22:29 PM): like Finland.
milkman468 (8:22:46 PM): and groundhogs
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:23:54 PM): of course.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:24:20 PM): We should save this conversation, minus this message, and submit it to Mrs. Gray.
milkman468 (8:24:44 PM): hmmmm
milkman468 (8:24:47 PM): mayhaps
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:25:08 PM): Change the names to protect the communists.
milkman468 (8:25:20 PM): and the groundhogs
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:25:27 PM): and the finnish.
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:25:35 PM): Although there are no such things.
milkman468 (8:25:45 PM): so why change them?
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:26:10 PM): The Groundhogs?
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:26:33 PM): Because if you kept them in diapers for too long Finland would begin to stink almost as much as the communist British breath.
milkman468 (8:26:36 PM): to finlanders?
milkman468 (8:26:37 PM): no
milkman468 (8:26:51 PM): MCARTHYIST
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:26:57 PM): Groundhog!
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:27:05 PM): I'm sorry...that was way out of line.
milkman468 (8:27:42 PM): thats low man
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:27:55 PM): ...I know...
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:28:11 PM): I should just pack up and move to Finland for that...too bad it's just a conspiracy.
milkman468 (8:28:31 PM): invent a new country
milkman468 (8:28:37 PM): if the brits can do it
milkman468 (8:28:40 PM): you certainly can
milkman468 (8:28:50 PM): brb
SillyPuttyOfAMan (8:28:55 PM): They even got the cartographers in on it, can you believe that? They convinced those mapmakers to put Finland on maps around thwe world...and all it took was some cheap British wine....and some cheap British women.

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