OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER
Below is the official disclaimer of this LiveJournal. All posts which may be deemed offensive by readers will hopefully have a reference to this disclaimer, for easy reference.
DISCLAIMER -- DISCLAIMER -- DISCLAIMER
This LiveJournal is the intellectual property of Andrew I. Shadoff (hereinafter referred to as "I" or "me"), and his associates. If you're an associate, you know who you are. If not, you know why.
If you know me, you should know what to expect from this Journal, namely:
-Somewhat Right-leaning political thoughts and opinions
-Gratuitious use of obscenities
-Edgy, somewhat-offensive content
-Blatantly offensive content, which may include, but is not limited to: racial stereotypes, flagrant misuse of words/quotes/historical events to suit my purposes, or just pissy name-calling
-Intense Boston attitude: e.g. "I'm better than you", "I'm always right", or "You're wicked retahded"
-Blatantly offensive Boston attitude (see above)
-Sometimes pornographic levels of xenophobia
-Any and all of the following: sarcasm, biting wit, crude humor, cynicism or penis jokes.
My intentions are to discuss current or past events, putting my views (mostly angry ones) on them, and hopefully making you laugh at the same time. If you find that my jokes are not funny, or that my humor is not to your liking, don't make it personal. Just stop reading the Journal, and get on with your life. You're probably a tight-ass anyway. (See? There's an example of humor. If you were offended by that, please kindly leave. Now...I'm not kidding...it doesn't get any better from here.)
That said, I have three basic rules that I'll follow:
1. No anonymous posts. Any post that does not include a name, signature or other clear identification will be immediately deleted, along with all corresponding replies.
2. My journal will conform to American laws regarding Freedom of Speech. You may say what you wish, unless your words cross my lines for hate speech, fighting words, slander or libel. Any post not corresponding to these rules will be immediately deleted. Also, since I rule the Journal, whatever I say goes.
3. You may feel free to contradict my beliefs, but be polite, we're all adults here...or at least, most of us act as such. I like to keep this sucker public so everyone can read it. Don't fuck it up.
Anyway, I am clearly bored, writing 3am manifestoes about my LiveJournal. I hope you all enjoy, at least from now on, this internationally-acclaimed literary work. Good day.
DISCLAIMER -- DISCLAIMER -- DISCLAIMER
This LiveJournal is the intellectual property of Andrew I. Shadoff (hereinafter referred to as "I" or "me"), and his associates. If you're an associate, you know who you are. If not, you know why.
If you know me, you should know what to expect from this Journal, namely:
-Somewhat Right-leaning political thoughts and opinions
-Gratuitious use of obscenities
-Edgy, somewhat-offensive content
-Blatantly offensive content, which may include, but is not limited to: racial stereotypes, flagrant misuse of words/quotes/historical events to suit my purposes, or just pissy name-calling
-Intense Boston attitude: e.g. "I'm better than you", "I'm always right", or "You're wicked retahded"
-Blatantly offensive Boston attitude (see above)
-Sometimes pornographic levels of xenophobia
-Any and all of the following: sarcasm, biting wit, crude humor, cynicism or penis jokes.
My intentions are to discuss current or past events, putting my views (mostly angry ones) on them, and hopefully making you laugh at the same time. If you find that my jokes are not funny, or that my humor is not to your liking, don't make it personal. Just stop reading the Journal, and get on with your life. You're probably a tight-ass anyway. (See? There's an example of humor. If you were offended by that, please kindly leave. Now...I'm not kidding...it doesn't get any better from here.)
That said, I have three basic rules that I'll follow:
1. No anonymous posts. Any post that does not include a name, signature or other clear identification will be immediately deleted, along with all corresponding replies.
2. My journal will conform to American laws regarding Freedom of Speech. You may say what you wish, unless your words cross my lines for hate speech, fighting words, slander or libel. Any post not corresponding to these rules will be immediately deleted. Also, since I rule the Journal, whatever I say goes.
3. You may feel free to contradict my beliefs, but be polite, we're all adults here...or at least, most of us act as such. I like to keep this sucker public so everyone can read it. Don't fuck it up.
Anyway, I am clearly bored, writing 3am manifestoes about my LiveJournal. I hope you all enjoy, at least from now on, this internationally-acclaimed literary work. Good day.