i love this city
soooooooo lyke this dude is totally like evie <3
and i'm all like "hmmm let me jerk you off some more".
metaphorically speaking.
i liked him a lot haha. like enough where i was taking trains down there every other day to visit him for 2 hrs at work? god, i'm creepy. and now he's all up on my dick. and now i'm just like "hahahaha psyche." and he's fun to think about if i want to play imaginary boyfriend. probably because he's 9 years my senior. i'd probably be at his house right now if he wasn't all up on my shit one minute and then fuck around with my friend? like he has a dick and if some bitch was putting her tittays in my face who knows but jesus christ, am i the only one with morals around here?
but i like him. he is creative and smart and in his late twenties.
he can buy me alcohol and we can chill and i can get all drunk and want to put my tongue in his mouth and then i'm going to remember that he is yet another guy who just proves that nothing is more important than that first nut - not even being partners in crime with someone who is actually honest to a fault and loyal.
i can give anyone my word that i won't be like <3 to them one minute, and be trying to smash their best friend the next. girl scout honor.
ANYWAYS,
alex is back in philly so i'm tryna hit that up. figuratively speaking.
and scooby doo is on.
deuces.
and i figured if i had to bore you with my life, i might as well entertain.
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