For Faith on her belated Birthday!
Title - Wrong Idea
Fandom - Third Watch
Pairing - Bosco/Faith
Rating - PG13 (but just because Bosco says Ass a lot)
Summary - ”You wanna stop for a drink? My ass is killing me.”
Words - 300
Disclaimer - it's been so long that I forgot who does own these guys but I'll go with John Wells and NBC. I sadly do not own any of them. *sobs*
Authors Note - this is for my girl Faith who wanted B/F angst, Bosco hurt and the mention of a certain Modonna song...but instead got this...which almost has everything but yet totally doesn't and yeah...oh and I've never tried this type of story before so hopefully I pulled it off.
Second authors note - yeah I know I said I wasn't done typing and after you read this you'll think how the hell did it take that long to type but this wasn't the orginal...I junked the orginal so I'm sorry it's late. *HUGS*
Wrong Idea
“I can’t believe she shot me in the ass Faith!”
”She thought she was cupid, she was doing you a favor.”
”A favor Faith? A favor doesn’t involve a dart getting shot in my left ass cheek…. don’t laugh!”
”Well look on the bright side we got off work early and it is Valentines day so that leaves you plenty of time to get ready for the big date.”
”What big date?”
”The big date, you’re not telling me Maurice Boscorelli doesn’t have a date for Valentines day?”
”You don’t have to sound so shocked Faith. I’m dateless by choice.”
”Sure you are.”
”Are you trying to imply I couldn’t get a date?”
”Did you just use the word imply?”
”For your information no dates on valentines day is a rule.”
”I’m afraid to ask.”
”You go out with a girl on Valentines Day and they expect stuff. They want flowers and candy. Romance. “
”And that’s a bad thing?”
”Learned my lesson the hard way. No dates, no sex no nothing with a girl on Valentines day unless she’s worth the trouble and even then she better be pretty damn special.”
“Be still my heart. You’re such a romantic.”
”Make fun all you want Faith but the amount of money I save by not going out on Valentines day I can blow on the car and get her some new floor mats.”
”And to think you’re still single.”
”You wanna stop for a drink? My ass is killing me.”
”But Bos wouldn’t that go against your no date on Valentines Day rule?”
”How?”
”Well you bought me a box of smarties when we stopped for coffee, and I’ve already seen your backside and now drinks? I don’t know Bos I just might get the wrong idea.”
”Or the right one.”
Fandom - Third Watch
Pairing - Bosco/Faith
Rating - PG13 (but just because Bosco says Ass a lot)
Summary - ”You wanna stop for a drink? My ass is killing me.”
Words - 300
Disclaimer - it's been so long that I forgot who does own these guys but I'll go with John Wells and NBC. I sadly do not own any of them. *sobs*
Authors Note - this is for my girl Faith who wanted B/F angst, Bosco hurt and the mention of a certain Modonna song...but instead got this...which almost has everything but yet totally doesn't and yeah...oh and I've never tried this type of story before so hopefully I pulled it off.
Second authors note - yeah I know I said I wasn't done typing and after you read this you'll think how the hell did it take that long to type but this wasn't the orginal...I junked the orginal so I'm sorry it's late. *HUGS*
Wrong Idea
“I can’t believe she shot me in the ass Faith!”
”She thought she was cupid, she was doing you a favor.”
”A favor Faith? A favor doesn’t involve a dart getting shot in my left ass cheek…. don’t laugh!”
”Well look on the bright side we got off work early and it is Valentines day so that leaves you plenty of time to get ready for the big date.”
”What big date?”
”The big date, you’re not telling me Maurice Boscorelli doesn’t have a date for Valentines day?”
”You don’t have to sound so shocked Faith. I’m dateless by choice.”
”Sure you are.”
”Are you trying to imply I couldn’t get a date?”
”Did you just use the word imply?”
”For your information no dates on valentines day is a rule.”
”I’m afraid to ask.”
”You go out with a girl on Valentines Day and they expect stuff. They want flowers and candy. Romance. “
”And that’s a bad thing?”
”Learned my lesson the hard way. No dates, no sex no nothing with a girl on Valentines day unless she’s worth the trouble and even then she better be pretty damn special.”
“Be still my heart. You’re such a romantic.”
”Make fun all you want Faith but the amount of money I save by not going out on Valentines day I can blow on the car and get her some new floor mats.”
”And to think you’re still single.”
”You wanna stop for a drink? My ass is killing me.”
”But Bos wouldn’t that go against your no date on Valentines Day rule?”
”How?”
”Well you bought me a box of smarties when we stopped for coffee, and I’ve already seen your backside and now drinks? I don’t know Bos I just might get the wrong idea.”
”Or the right one.”