Stole it from michaelfennec
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Start the water first, It takes a few seconds to warm up
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Only when i find it in my bedroom...
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal Essences commercial?
Not that i know of...
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?:
Nope
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
No
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
...well NOW I have..
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Does the soap rack count? That hurt like a bitch btw..
8.) How old do you look?
So far i havent met someone who thought i was younger than 27.
9.) How old do you act?
Depending on my mood, anywhere from 7 to 70
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Violent Pornography by System of a down
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
I try not to become members of stuff that often...though it was probably a porn site...
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Work >.>
13.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
Verily
14.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
I dont know the names of any famous women...
15.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?:
Uh...same answer..
16) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
I have 6...
17). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Yes, my invisible albino rhino named Tuba
18). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Not really...
19). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
PFFT NO!!! We Suck >.<
19). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the botton of the bag?
Depends on what ive eaten the rest of the day...interesting sidenote, i fell asleep in a bowl of popcorn and woke up sneezing out kernels...
20). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Nope
24). What about in a boat?
Steigen das boot >.< No...
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
Nope.
27.) Can you fix a car?
Lets see, change the oil, replace the starter, clean the cylinders, fix any doors and windows, change a tire, patch a tire, change the wipers, install speakers, replace lights...
28.) Would you kill George W Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
Only if i could take the top brass with him...
29.) Should guys wear pink?
Depends on the shade and type of clothing... Salmon shirt? Go for it! Neon pink hot pants? Get out of my site...
Start the water first, It takes a few seconds to warm up
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Only when i find it in my bedroom...
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal Essences commercial?
Not that i know of...
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?:
Nope
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
No
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
...well NOW I have..
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Does the soap rack count? That hurt like a bitch btw..
8.) How old do you look?
So far i havent met someone who thought i was younger than 27.
9.) How old do you act?
Depending on my mood, anywhere from 7 to 70
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Violent Pornography by System of a down
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
I try not to become members of stuff that often...though it was probably a porn site...
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Work >.>
13.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
Verily
14.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
I dont know the names of any famous women...
15.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?:
Uh...same answer..
16) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
I have 6...
17). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Yes, my invisible albino rhino named Tuba
18). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Not really...
19). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
PFFT NO!!! We Suck >.<
19). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the botton of the bag?
Depends on what ive eaten the rest of the day...interesting sidenote, i fell asleep in a bowl of popcorn and woke up sneezing out kernels...
20). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Nope
24). What about in a boat?
Steigen das boot >.< No...
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
Nope.
27.) Can you fix a car?
Lets see, change the oil, replace the starter, clean the cylinders, fix any doors and windows, change a tire, patch a tire, change the wipers, install speakers, replace lights...
28.) Would you kill George W Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
Only if i could take the top brass with him...
29.) Should guys wear pink?
Depends on the shade and type of clothing... Salmon shirt? Go for it! Neon pink hot pants? Get out of my site...