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And she updates. Ha.
Yes um, well, what has happened since I last updated? Well I went to my Auntie’s wedding. It was very wedding like... With lots of old people. A LOT of old people, who I didn’t know at all. I suppose out of everyone there I would have known about 12 people in total. Which really isn’t that good considering that our family accounted for 5, that’s including me. It was rather good by wedding standards when they came to the ceremony I think, although I wouldn’t know.. I haven’t been to many... Anyway it was short which was great because I was standing on a slope which I kept on stumbling on. There were several bad jokes made during it, which I soon realized was to be a theme - the speeches was just once big bad joke with them bursting into "For he’s a jolly good fellow" every time someone finished their speech. We sat at a table with my cousins that I never see. It was a tad awkward in the beginning but we soon bonded over our dislike of the old people and their lame jokes. We (My cousin Natalie and I) managed to spike my hairy cousins drink (her brother). He somehow had managed to get himself a beer even though he is 13 (but he is terribly hairy so
I suppose that must push his age up a bit) and was being a dick because he had got one. So because we were frustrated and hot, emptied a small container of bubble mixture into his drink. It immediately went cloudy and yellow. We were a bit worried how we would explain it to him when he got back but because he was hot, tired and out of it didn’t question it. He stared at it for a bit, and then just drunk it. I don’t think it tasted that good at all - he didn’t look that good. But the toasts had started so he couldn’t complain. Funny things are toasts. You’re expected to drink after each one. So he did. Getting more and more wasted. It was about the funniest thing that happened all night I think,
Other than that nothing else happened. I kept on getting wine, which I felt rather good about (as you do). I did however feel even better when Mum complained that I wasn’t getting any when my cousin whose a year old than me was. That felt rather good.
Oh, old men kept asking my Mum how old I was - apparently im in my 20's?? I even got asked by one guy where my other half was - I made an excuse about having to see Dad and ran away. Fast.
And that’s about that. Oh no, there’s more - remind me never to let old people watch ABBA videos again. It was BAD - You should have seen them dancing.
What else happened in my holidays? Well I had a girly sleepover/pool party thing. Which was rather good. I like the photos I have acquired from it. As well as the Movies. I love the movies! - “Yip dying right about.. Now. But I still have time to kill Jasmine!” That was the most epic of all epic fighting scenes im sure.
And im going to go away now... That entries big enough to cover several weeks at the rate im going. If you hear from me before then something BIG must have happened. Or you know, I was INCREDIBLY bored.