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[sh_morningwood]

Wow, they raided Kurenai's underground lair and found 14 bags of giant diamonds that said "stolen" on them. What are the odds, amirite?

It kinda sucks though, cuz like we were gonna go out for drinks this weekend and stuff. NOT LIKE IN A ROMANTIC WAY like Doggy Style likes it, but you know. Business stuff.

Back to paperwork I guess.

Comments

[transgender_man]

You can take me out for drinks, hot stuff. ; )

[sh_morningwood]

But I know you're secretly a man.

[transgender_man]

Bar patrons won't know that. ;)

[sh_morningwood]

*cough* Why don't you ask one of the other boys?

[transgender_man]

Don't you like me??

[sh_morningwood]

I would like you more if you stopped hitting on me. No offense, but I think being a he/she is creepy.

[transgender_man]

I'm not hitting on you.... I just want free drinks.

[sh_morningwood]

Oh, well sure then!

[transgender_man]

YES! I'll wear my best suit.

[sh_morningwood]

That's a little extreme.

[transgender_man]

My best dress then.

[sh_morningwood]

Thaaat isn't what I meant, but whatever floats your boat.

[transgender_man]

*wears his best dress*

[eatyoveggiesman]

FEAR NOT MY YOUTHFUL BEGONIA!! EVEN IF HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, I DO!!! *hands bouquet, box of chocolates, expensive jewelry and book of poetry* *blushes and runs away*

[transgender_man]

*sigh*

[eatyoveggiesman]

((You know I'm not stalking you right?? Why the hell would I stalk some psycho I don't know who lives literally on the opposite side of the country...I was kidding jeeeez ))

*far away thinks about lovely flower of youth!!*