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[sh_morningwood]

This morning I thwarted the Swarthy Swami as he attempted to flee the scene of a pig farm shooting. There were 400 casualties, all flies. Apparently he has this big thing for cleanliness, despite being swarthy. OH WELL it's not my place to judge.

But he's still a fucker.

Comments

[captainmessup]

Oh no! Those poor flies! ;_

[sh_morningwood]

You like flies?

[captainmessup]

Flies are people too!!! ;_

[sh_morningwood]

No they're not, they're flies!

[captainmessup]

They would be people if they weren't flies though!!

[sh_morningwood]

You would be poop if you weren't human, you know.

[captainmessup]

What? ;_ That is sooo mean *voice gets all high pitch and whiny*

[sh_morningwood]

It was just an example. ^^;;

[captainmessup]

But I wouldn't be poop! I'd be a...um...pepsi cola product!

[sh_morningwood]

Ew that's just as bad.

[captainmessup]

Yeah, but at least people don't drink poop! Besides, I would come in deit. .o

[sh_morningwood]

You're always drinking poop when you're drinking pepsi.

[captainmessup]

....But poop doesn't come in deit .(

[sh_morningwood]

It does if an anorexic poops.

[captainmessup]

Oh! But I'm not anorexic...