Cold Steel of Justice...
The reason for the heading is simple, but I will not go into detail for the sake of identity. I have this wonderful friend that came to me a few days ago talking about this chic that contacted him through a form of medium. Well, he found out some a few details about this person and filled me in on it, so I laughed a while. This information is dealing with age. We are at the age of being adults under adult laws. Well, this person is not if you are following me thus far. Well, we joked about this person wanting to meet up and how we would react about it. The typical OH MY GOD RUN AWAY!!! THE COLD HARD STEEL OF JUSTICE SLAMMING AGAINST OUR WRIST!!! So on and so forth.
Well, my friend calls me today and asked me what I am doing Friday. I told him nothing really. He asked me if I would like to go to Boarders and meet the chic and her friend. I died in laughter and telling him “fuck you buddy, I’m not going to jail with you, I’m not going to get ass raped by some big man with a asshole fetish!” Well, I decided to go along, well as the evening progressed I went over to his house and he called them and I talked to her and her friend and the date of meeting got moved to today. Right now I can already feel the cold steel of justice slamming down on my wrist. I’m going to go by some soap on a rope today before we go to meet them. We all know the reason why. I know when we drive there that the SWAT Team is going to drop from above and take us down. It is ok because they are really hot.
Well, my friend calls me today and asked me what I am doing Friday. I told him nothing really. He asked me if I would like to go to Boarders and meet the chic and her friend. I died in laughter and telling him “fuck you buddy, I’m not going to jail with you, I’m not going to get ass raped by some big man with a asshole fetish!” Well, I decided to go along, well as the evening progressed I went over to his house and he called them and I talked to her and her friend and the date of meeting got moved to today. Right now I can already feel the cold steel of justice slamming down on my wrist. I’m going to go by some soap on a rope today before we go to meet them. We all know the reason why. I know when we drive there that the SWAT Team is going to drop from above and take us down. It is ok because they are really hot.